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I live with my parents and I don't have a car
Am I doomed?
PUAer I totally feel your pain. I too live with my parents at age 27 (moving out in a year and a half though).
I don't bring women home as I don't trust having half the girls I sleep with in my parents house!
Also it would take the piss to be heard fucking at 2.00am on a Sunday morning.
Like what a lot of guys are saying- save your money- get a SPAM- any shitty car will do as long as it has a roof to keep the rain off you, has four wheels and moves.
I drive an R reg Vauxhall Corsa (tiny car) and Ive fucked the suspension off that thing!
Alternatively get a Hotel/Motel room (don't worry about staff thinking you are fucking- that is what Hotels were invented for!). Befriend the staff preferably and even try and get a discount if a room will get multiple use (bridal suite with champaige cooler please

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If a girl is really horny for you and you have no place to go- take her in a back alley, or behind some bush's, or in long grass, a public toilet/bathroom, changing room wherever.
Start to kiss, physically escalate. She'll say "No we can't, we might get caught" Look at her and say "Oh my god you're right. Can you "imagine" that??" (lick fingers put up her skirt, down her jeans) "Getting "caught""
(start kissing neck).
Women secretly love the idea of being caught in the act- and can enhance sexual pleasure. As long as you dont come across as the guy who would bolt and leave her.