Funny story... i was at a local fair tonight and decided to get a little tipsy while at the concert that happening

I decide that it was time for me to go home so i get in my car and leave (not teriibly drunk but good enough)

On the way home im at a stoplight and a HB8 and her HB7 friend roll up along side of me (at this point in time i have Slipknot blasting out of my speakers)

They both look over and i turn the music down and everything went down the drain...

All i could mutter out was "Your a pretty lil gal arentcha?"

They looked at me like i was a retard and drove off... I guess thats why Mystery said he never really drinks when going out ha i dont blame him...

I may be an idiot but dammit i have no shame ha just thought id let you guys in on that

I don't think you should be driving if you can't speak properly.

Awesome line

Pick up doesnt work well when you are drunk...

Thank you very much for sharing this story and wasting 3 minutes of my life.

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Nobody asked you to read it so dont start in with that kinda stuff there buddy...

But under the circumstances I was at a country concert and i live in Iowa come on now tell me you wouldnt start using the lingo yourself haha

Well I find it's a good test that if you are too drunk to pick up you are probably too drunk to drive