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| Zennixx | PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:25 pm | |
| Offline | | Member of MPUA Forum |  | Joined: Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:34 am Posts: 108 AOL: Azunezi Location: Houston, Texas (wanna Sarge?) | | Well I am soon about to turn 18 and I want to use my freedom and buy me a pack of cigarettes. Now I don't smoke nor do I even plan to but I wanna be the guy that always has a pack of cigarettes so I can give away for people who ask for them. I know it seems stupid but I will get a kick out of it when people find out what kind of cigarettes I carry.
My question is, which are the crappiest kind of cigarettes you can buy. Or the girliest kind of cigs a man can get. I just wanna see the expression of people's faces when I pull out a cigarette and hand it to them and they expect something good and their caught off guard with a shitty cigarette lol.
Any suggestions? _________________ 
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| savage187 | PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:34 pm | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast |  | Joined: Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:53 am Posts: 38 Website: http://www.myspace.com/kaliforniagrownbeezy Location: Oregon | | ultra light menthol virginia slims _________________ *take um, break um, shake um*
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| vitaminc | PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:28 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Zealot | Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:34 am Posts: 341 | | i used to smoke a year ago... bummed a smoke off a girl in a club.
cant remember the brand but the cig itself was longer than a normal one but also a lot thinner. basically, they were girly smokes. you didnt get to inhale as much of the sweet poison with the thinner cigs because there's less tobacco burning.
so if you really want to catch people off guard by giving them crap smokes, i'd suggest going for those thin crappy things in a menthol flavour.
anyone who's craving nicotine will be like WTF!
on a side note - i really REALLY don't see what you're planning on achieving with this, apart from being the douche who carries crappy cigs. i'd actually think it's a DLV because you keep pussy smokes so you can hand them out for attention.
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| Jaybot | PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:29 am | |
| Offline | | PUA Forum Leader |  | Joined: Thu Sep 11, 2008 10:19 am Posts: 1688 Location: UK | | A girl gave me a vogue cigarette in a club, I promise you that is what you want, she handed it to me and I honestly was like WTF is this.
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| Nightynight | PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 3:01 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast |  | Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:26 am Posts: 37 | | capri, the girliest i know of. Atleast in Iceland
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| aJacks | PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:17 am | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum |  | Joined: Sun Nov 02, 2008 5:03 am Posts: 19 Yahoo Messenger: jacks2you2day | | I'd have to agree with savage...As I read through that, that was the first thing I thought of as well. I further agree as to what is the point of this? I could maybe understand if it was once for a party or something, but just to do it in general? Where're you going with this? _________________ "You can't have no in your Heart" -Joe Dirt
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| AFCEastChampion | PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:12 pm | |
| Offline | | Member of MPUA Forum | Joined: Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:23 am Posts: 191 | | You'd be better off looking for the best cigarettes than the crappiest. Find a tobacco specialty shop and look for something foreign(assuming you're US here) with an interesting looking package, or get a nice container and fill it with Basics or something.
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