So I've been studying NLP for a while as I'm a professional salesman, after reading 'the game' I'm now paintfully emerged in this world! Read his second book and been studying furiously for days...

So today was sunny, thought I'd go down to my beach hut (shack!) and re-read the game (for about the 3rd time)...

Of all the 20 odd huts, there is a group of 4 girls laying obliviously in front of mine all with their eyes closed...
"so of all the huts in this row, you lay outside the ugliest?"
Girl 1 *startled but amused* "oh sorry, is this yours?"
"Yea lol, don't worry i just want to go in and read if thats alright with you all..."

Then they all perked up and started asking questions about it, small talk really, bullshit!

I'd already seen the one I wanted, a blonde 7, petite and pretty.

After getting 2 of them to help me unlock and rewarding them by sharing my array of deckchairs, I went to work...

"So how do you all know each other?"

"blah blah blah, through school, blah blah, clubbing"

Slowly, I moved myself into the midding of them all, they were circled around me! We did the usual bullshit chat and I showed them some funny magic tricks which they liked, then I picked out my blonde and said...

"Gonna need you for my next trick"

Told everyone to close their eyes (yes, I stole this off someone, but cant remember who!) held her hand to help her up and whispered "come on!" in her ear...

Then we jumped into my hut and bolted the door... I heard them all shouting "hey!" outside but she was laughing her tits off and so was I, then we sat down and talked a bit more, I did a few mind tricks with her and eventually K-closed her



This is my first proper sarge, and a loner! I only wanted to read my book, but hey, make the best of any situation!

Any pointers please let me know, I am keen to learn and improve!

right on man!!!! congrats to ya so did you get her number a day 2 what?if not not to shabby for just wanting to read lol.....

Cheers bro, no it was one of those upspoken events lol. I could tell she wasn't from round here so we left it at that, now she'll jus remember me as the weirdo she ended up makin out with in my beach hut lol.

right on...i have a few chicks i prolly left a lasting memory for lol....