Waddup fellas, i had a situation happen to me at work on tuesday....i work at a library and this 25 yr old mom wanted to purchase cd's from us. She asked me what the price for each cd was and i told her $1. She said "why so expensive? cant u get me a discount" i told her we had a section that was free for people like her who cant afford $1 cds lol. Anyway so she picked up a cd and asked me what it was about the title was "movies" and it was written in handwriting so i thought it said "moories" and she was just making fun of me and telling me i needed to learn how to read. So i said buy me a kids book and ill read it and even write you a book report. So she got me a blues clues book......shes a 25 yr old mom (im 23) who is about 7.5/10 who is divorced and single....what can i do to try and maybe f-close this one....because i have never been in a situation with a MILF....and about the book report should i write it? Or should i just say "oops i didnt write it....am i gonna get detention now?" or something along those lines??? Anyways she said she was coming back thursday (tommorow) to pick up the report....so any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks guys!!!

just play the game man... i would not do the report or you're just a b!^ch. throw a neg maybe two since shes a 7.5, but no more. if she gives IOIs like flirting and stuff, you got it, just DHV, maybe shoot off something like "i'm getting off at (whatever oclock), i may not be able to read but i am good with numbers" *wink, she should get the hint, take her to another location to eat or something, and build comfort, recommend going for another date, whatever... later on, go with "i gotta show you this cool book i've been trying to read but i need a little help with a few words"... take her to your place and finish it off

Cool. Thanks Raver!

I wouldnt write it either! I think you have the right idea

I think if she's coming back to pick up the book report (even though that's obviously not her real reason) You should still do the book report, otherwise you'll just seem kind of lazy or not committed to the interaction.
I think if you do the report, you will seem more of a playful guy.
But if you do the report, don't do it seriously you know? doodle in it, make your hand-writing illegible, make the report have nothing to do with the book, or make sexual innuendos. haha.

Oh look, Blue found a clue! I wonder what this is? (phallic shaped object)

lol. these are just suggestions so you figure out what works best for you.

... I just realized that you are in such an awesome situation right now.. You could role-play with this cus now she's the teacher and you're the student.

oh dam.. my suggestion came a little too late.. sorry.

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