| i just finished another night of sarging ...
let me tell you guys what i learned tonight...
i think i am becoming good at it, i'm starting to put things together!!
i came in just right, not looking around at all and pretending that the whole party was waiting for me. "i just entered the premises! the party will start now for everyone because of me". i immediately took the best spot, and stumbled upon everybody around me. i of course thanked everyone around me for coming to my party (thats a good one folks!). some girls didnt agree with me because they knew the owner, but he - of course - is doing that silly job for me (nice playful joke).
the spot was not target rich. my 2 friends wanted to go "do a walk, and look around". i told them to do whatever they please, but i like my spot right here. nobody will catch me walking around at a party. i might get from one side to the other side of a party by accident by jumping/stumbling upon set after set until reaching the other side. but i prefer to stay at the same spot.
i opened all guys and UGs around me. my social value went up a bit >> girls just out of reach of my spot came slowely into proximity. when just out of reach, i made a gesture to come over while leaning back (i never go to them or make any other effort for them, because this lowers my value). for the ones that wouldnt react to a gesture i used an UG as a pawn: i let the UG get her. i was controlling it all from my control center: "my spot".
still there was no HB around, but i was just preparing my social value when one does come by.
i negged the best looking UGs a bit and then kissed them on top of their skull to make up for the bullying... "ahhh he's so sweet". i ran some gimmicks on girls and teased the hell out of them C&F style.
i didnt make any error so far... all was going according to plan.
2 HBs showed up, they immediately knew what was going on (that i have the highest social value in the area). they tried to show me the "show him the back and wiggle your ass"-trick. I let the best looking UG pull them in. from my leaned back position i ran the best friends test on both of them. this went wrong because of loud music (dont do this in a loud place) and because i leaned back so much they couldnt hear me, i controlled damage by pretending that they are just not smart enough (i could recover thanks to my leaned back body language, which prevented me from being a loser).. they are bad bad girls, they cannot be trusted, let me test: trust test.... they both fail, they are really bad, they must lie a lot and be good at that. 5-question-lying game. if they lose they buy me a drink, if they win i buy them a drink. first one loses. i tell her she must now buy me a drink. she refuses, because she never buys guys drinks. i tell her that i am dissapointed, "hmmm when i first saw you..i actually thought you were a pretty cool chick, but now you are acting like a loser, i didnt expect you to be like that". they go off.
i explained all UGs around me that they lost and couldnt handle buying a guy a drink. all UGs supported me.
more HBs came in the area, party was filling up.
some where out of reach, when no pawn wanted to run out to get them >>> i took a pawn on my arm and stumbled upon them.
i did false time constraint and some routines : lying game / trust test / a story. i switches pawns for better pawns on a few sets >> i went up the ladder.
all of a sudden the loser-HB came back -surprise- >>> the HB came back with a drink for me! .... i guess to make up for her previously lost social value / get her self esteem back....
i told her "thanks and kissed her on top of her skull" and ignored her to finish my conversation with the current HB i was talking to before she came in.
i noticed that my current HB was really smiling (because of the jealousy plot: the other HB bought me a drink and was just standing there waiting for her turn). i told her the whole drink-buying-story, she was laighing.. i escalated while telling her (holding her at her waist tight), she smiled even more. i then pushed her away and turned to the other girl. did some small talk with her, but she was so frustrated with me that things didnt roll. this convo ended and i came back to the smiling HB. Smiling HB told me that "she's is so frustrated about you!". i told her it happens a lot to me and especially because i dont give a shit about appearences. most of my ex gf's where top models. appearance is not the only thing i am looking for, i need much more that that. what is it? well i have a gf-test...i kiss her in the neck and nibble on her ear (you can look up the gf-test routine somewhere). fuck this is going all so fast!! what the hell should i do now, because the party just started and if i stay with this one i cant sarge all night! also this party has no good isolation/extraction spot. so what do i do: i tell her>> i have a confession to make..........(suspense).... i have to go to the bathroom.......HB=laughing... i tell her that i might not be able to talk to her after that because i have so many friends coming. i suggest we exchange numbers because we should keep in touch. so we do that. she was really the hottest one from the party and maybe i could have taken her home.
now later that night.... i was number closing another one... and she just passed by and it felt like her heart kind of broke by that... i saw her at the end of the party and i did something stupid: i lowered my value by walking towards her... and then (we can all guess it by now): she turned her back on me (also to get back at me i guess)
i just opened others around her to control damage and slowely left the scene. i guess the number is worthless now! fuck!!
i went home, there was a guy and a girl outside, guy kissing the girl (trying). and the girl was not kind of into it. i remembered something from this forum and told the girl: "if i wasnt gay you'd so be mine!". girl: "no way you are not gay... you are too cute". guy: "you stupid ass, how stupid do you think she is". me: "sorry macho, you are not my type", while i kino and back rub the girl. girl leaves with me... this was too easy because she's kind of drunk. i take her with me in my taxi, but she is not hot enough.. i drop her at her place, didnt have the energy to fuck a non-HB...
i am now thinking if i can still call the real HB or if i really fucked up???
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