2 nights ago, I was at a friends party, and I was pretty drunk. To make this story short and sweet I will reduce it to this: I had this girl topless and had her pants half the way off. My problem is this, she had been texting her friends on and off, for the 45 minutes that I knew her. So I had her pants half the way off and she says "OMG my best friend (aka ex boyfriend) is really drunk and needs our help" So we walk out to the other side of the party and her "best friend," whom she dated for like 4 months was passed out in some grass (how did he text her again?). They both came to the party with a bunch of people, all of these people were RIGHT F@#$ING THERE! So it was evident that this dude needed no help, as all the people he came with were doing whatever around him.

The bad news: I tried to get her to lose the phone, but it was glued to her hand. So this is a "newbie question," instead of a "lay report," shit.

The good news: She was COMPLETELY SOBER (could this be bad?) Pickup Art was the best thing I ever learned, next to Anatomy. So PUA really does work (this is my first PUA experience). I didn't get what I wanted, but it was better than nothing. All this was due to PUA so I suppose I must share it with the PUA community.

I WILL succeed one day!