you fuck close the girl, the sex was awesome... rather rough and she can't really walk the next day... she gives you a call, you limit her to 15 minutes but within that 15 minutes her mother wants to speak to you...

her mom says, so what'd you and my daughter do last night, and dont play stupid, i know whats up...

i calmly said, i dunno maybe she fell or something after i left... lol



it caught me off guard, i had my cell on speaker when it happened and my buddy and i cracked up for a good 5 minutes about it...

what would you have done in my situation?

how old are you guys?

"I take it she gave me a good review?"

Girls parents usually hate me, I can't fathom why.

im 22 she's 18....
dont start the, your too old for that garbage, im still in my prime.. lol
i'll be creepin when im 40... lol


that would of been a good one to say, i guess she gave me a good review... i'll use that the next time her mother or friends are curious as to what went on... lol

parents love me when they meet me, but then when their daughter cant walk for two days after chillin' wth me for a night they tend to shy away from me... good times... good times...