Heh, this is a weird one, and definately a long shot/gamble... But i love some of these bizarre jokes, and thought there might be some use for it in field...? David D talks alot about tension and this will surely provide!

Dunno, maybe using these as an answer to a joke from an AMOG? Negging a HB? something something, use your imagination...

http://kernigh.pbwiki.com/f/lollerpedia_ah.html

Q:whats worse than random strangers buying you drinks just for your looks?
A: Holocaust.

A handsome lad walks into a bar, buys a beer and sits down with a girl. Out of nowhere he starts telling a joke, and just as he is about to say the punchline the girl says... *looking at girl, challenging her to say something funny*

Yeah, i know it f*cked up, but one of you pro´s might be able to pul some gold out of this sort of humor?