Quote:
Me: Plans for tomorrow? Let's do drinks.
Passive. Don't ask if she has plans.
Quote:
Her: If I say yes, you'd be pulling off a hat-trick of tinder dates for the long weekend?

I might be free tomorrow.
Ha, nice sass.
Quote:
Me: Actually, I'm a virgin. I was saving myself for you.
Her: Whoa dude, that joke was out of line.
You: Yes, but it was also charmingly brazen.
There are ALWAYS ways to respond with charm, sarcasm, and slight indifference. Remember, courtship is playful and FUN, never serious.
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