Whats a good cocky funny line to
"im bored at work "

Thanks Hobbit!

Here are some of my fav lines that I have found

If she gets pissed off - ” oh poor baby is throwing a tantrum ”

Her: Next time we go out (yadda yadda)
Me: [totally serious face] Who says I want to go out with you again? [awkward pause] … I’m just kidding …. but you should have seen the look on your face.

she gives you any canned insult: you’re gay, stupid, lame, etc
me: good one, in what grade did you learn that one
her: shutup!
me: that one was first grade right?
her: starts anything else
me: -interrupt- (start using any first grader talk) fart-face, smelly-butt, etc. but in a very serious way

Me: Can I buy you a drink…or do you just want the money?

Her: gives you some sort of compliment
Me: I’m not that easy, you’re going to need a better line than that


You: Check her up and down, wow you look pretty. Its amazing what 10 dollars can buy you these days

haha those are some really good lines, im going to have to start using

I used that on facebook, but she never responded. Any way to restart? Or just move on

dude
i found a while ago not to use
cocky funny online

we sorta know where to look for it,
but iv had so many people get pissed or take somethin the wrong way.

or use many smileys showing ur making jokes,

=]

:]

;]

(",)

(^_^)

(o_0)

u know all of these for me like show im saying things in different ways,

i know that may read lame but since iv started doing this iv had less confusion an people playing back well.

i love the
"sorta reminds me how i feel about you" line,

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from David D

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I'm sorry, but aside from that last one that David D said, those are insulting unless some rapport has already been built and you deliver them properly. I wouldn't use them on the girl I'm seeing and I'm CONSTANTLY cocky/funny to her, as she is to me.

She'll call me "princess" and make comments about how I'm whining if I say I'm at all tired and I can say stuff back to her similar, but I would never say, "oh poor baby is throwing a tantrum," as she would get PISSED.

Tone it down some. More funny, less cocky.

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She obv didnt see the humor. Is there a way to recover from Cockyness without saying sorry?

Dunno, but maybe a decent line to reply to that would be something like..

then quit, we'll move to mexico together. i'll work on the farm and you'll take care of the children...

I have a shirt that says that.. just wanted to type that. lol

Generally the best course of action is to pretend nothing was said and you just break frame and move to a different topic. If it is another day, then you make sure you come in with a positive vibe and if she shows any negativity at all, you don't start off c/f at all, you be nice and fun, then when she's in a better mood, you can resume being c/f.

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