Hey, I need a quick one guys.

I have a few confusing t-shirts I like to wear with odd and unique text on them that nobody seems to quite understand. I like to think of it as peacocking in a way.

My question is, I need a few solid ways to respond if a woman asks me "What does your t-shirt mean?", or something similar.

I tried thinking of a few lines myself but couldn't really come up with any decent way to respond to it, and I'm afraid I'll be stuck on the spot if a woman asks me this.

Thanks.

Perfect response: "I don't know you well enough" follow up with "Ask me later when Ive known/can trust you." Then you can DHV and hit your attraction switches and come back to the subject later. If she doesn't ask about it again, that's fine. You can bring it up on your own and use it to isolate a girl. Or if she does ask, do the same. I've had this before because I wear a lot of rings, so I've been asked what do they mean, and I'll do exactly that. Then later in the evening use it to isolate/bounce her to a more private place to talk personally about it. As for making up the meanings, just use your good old male bullshit. I usually wear 4 rings: an artsy one, chinese text, spinning roman numerals, and one with a cross on it. They remind me that: Artsy: to always remember about my artistic side because my job is primarily mental so sometimes i lose touch with my love for writing or photography so I like to be reminded of that. Chinese: they represent the major natural elements, but I wear the ring to remind me that I don't know Chinese and of the things I don't know and want to learn about to keep me always searching for new experiences and knowledge. Roman numerals: To remind me that time is always moving and I need to make the best of my life. Cross ring: I don't consider myself particularly religious but I wear this ring because it reminds me that there are things to the world beyond myself and to look at the world in a less introspective way. Anyways thats a couple examples. Try to tie your shirts to some DHVs or clever stories.