Sup nignogs, been a while. I just matched with my hot neighbor on tinder. She said she was crazy for me once but when refused to make out and later said that Im a "sweaty meathead" who only wears small ripped shirts. Which is true.
Anyways that was 3 months ago and now she wants to be slammed and destroyed with my bō.

So guys, teach me bōjutsu in a simple way, not those huge threads about foreplay. I want tips like "do this position for better g spot". By the way, I will not go down on her initially, since I have no clue what to do down there.
So tips must rage foreplay and smashing. Ive read MC stuff but I want more positions. Thanks and godbless you all.

Kid, no offense, but you're a virgin.

First get your dick wet for once, and after you bust within 15 seconds and get it over with, then you can start looking towards getting good at it.

All the tips you need are these:
1. Don't do missionary.
2. Doggy is cool, but cool is not always effective.
3. Lazy dog and spoon are usual winners.

Now stop asking for sex advice until you actually have it.

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Hey hey mate, why all the rage. God. Jack one off before posting here so you de-stress.

I've trained my mind to not cum so fast. I've practised for a while some of those exercises of breathing and shit so I guess I could hold my cool. I also exercise monday to saturday so It's ok.

With a condom I guess I'll be fine. But the problem is that if I focus my mind elsewhere, with a condom, it might be possible for me to go soft in her pussy. Oh fuck it, I gotta just do this.

Your own best advice yet.

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Fine. 16 seconds.
There ya go.

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My in depth texting & dating guide.
There's no such thing as shit-tests.
How to keep a girl.

Fuckin savages lol. The prospect of having sex is a really enticing idea that makes me a little nervous. I want to destroy her ass and split her in half with my sword but It's not easy like kissing.

Most people on the board do say to fuck a girl properly and rarely offer links. What do you guys recommend as a go to guide?

Check the "How to keep a girl" in my sig.

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My in depth texting & dating guide.
There's no such thing as shit-tests.
How to keep a girl.

Ffs what ever happened to learning through trying? Stop worrying about being a sex god and get laid. Who cares if she cums.

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Each chick cums her own way. Some need oral, some like the gut crusher (legs over shoulders), some like doggy style. Ask her how she normally cums. If she is experienced at sex she'll tell you. If she can't then don't worry about and just get your rocks off and enjoy yourself and let her try to make herself cum.

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