Went out last night. Struck out with an 8, made out with two 4s (one of the 4s I was attracted to though due to personal taste) and pulled a 6. I recorded the whole night... Almost all of the audio which was over 3 hours long was inaudible due to the bass in the nightclub. I cut out a lot of it. However I salvaged some parts which are audible or partially audible which I've made into a video. I find I'm completely hopeless with girls 7/10 and above which is why I'm posting this video/audio for advice so I can get advice and improve and hopefully correct some mistakes. I've been going out since October btw.
I noticed that when I'm drunk (as in this video) my voice sounds like a fucking DICKENS character I sound completely ridiculous and my accent becomes loose and exaggerated. At the time in my head it sounds like I sound cool, but listening to it back it just sounds completely retarded and embarassing. Legit sounds like the chimney sweep from Mary Poppins. Absolutely humiliating. Anyway here's audio with timestamps below the video link. 10:54 is the approach on the 8/10 where I embarassed myself (I wrote out the transcript of this interaction below the video by the 10:54 timestamp in case it's hard to hear).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyO8Q32pZDU
0:00 - Here I just want to approach anyone to warm up. I go over to some girls taking selfies and offer to take a pic with rear camera for them. After I take their picture one of their friends comes over and she's actually acceptable. She asks if I will buy her friend a Southern Comfort, I tell her why doesn't she buy us one because me and my mate are sober. I big up my mate and tell her he's 6'5 and ask if she likes tall guys. She says she does because she's tall herself. I get her to stand up, she's almost the same height as me (5'11). I ask why they're so tall. Some more random conversation until they go upstairs. I say we might see them up there later, but we don't plan on actually going up there.
Mostly uninteresting.
4:43 - Boring half-assed approach on some random girls. IIRC they weren't attractive. Just approached them for the hell of it.
6:37 - Shit approach attempt, girl had sung along with me earlier. I tried to open them by asking if a cup on the side was theirs or ours. Uh... Lol. Pretty pitiful.
6:45 - Told some girl to try and get my friend to get up off of his seat and actually come up to the dance floor. IIRC she was actually successful lol. Birthday girl came in. Some weird conversation occurs. Girl I was talking to jokingly says she thinks I'm 40. I say I am indeed 40. She says I don't look it, I say "why did you say it then?" and she says she was joking or something. I say some random shit to the birthday girl then my friend comes and I talk to him.
8:06 - Random approach on a girl. Again I wasn't into her but just approached anyway. Mostly inaudible after the opening bit. At 9:40 it becomes audible again with a random tidbit of conversation. She says she's 26 I say "holy shit you're older than me!" and then my friend comes in and I chat to him. I also say she's taller than me (I legitimately am 5'11 btw LOL I know I sound like a midget saying girls are taller than me all night long)... Then I complain to my friend for taking me away from the girls because other guys are on them now... Even though I wasn't into them. I do this because I'm drunk.
10:36 - Some girl says "hi" to me, then she says that "she's not okay" (drunk I guess), I say my mate isn't either, he's drunk, then walk off.
10:54 - This is the most important part. Here I approach the hottest girl in the entire club, it's the 8 I seem to have struck out with (legit 8 btw I'm picky with ratings). Kind of inaudible. I think it goes something like...
Me: Alright? (British for how you doing?)
*Inaudible*
Her: What's your name?
Me: *My name*, do you like my necklace (glowing neon shit I found on the floor), pretty good isn't it? I found it on the floor...
Her: *Inaudible*
Me: What happened to that other guy (guy who was trying to talk to her earlier)? What happened to that other guy, he just walked off!
This appears to end the interaction. As you can see I humiliated myself here.
11:23 - Here I open the girl I ended up going home with. Almost all inaudible. Not worth listening to after the opening.
11:52 - Here my voice turns extremely homosexual and beta as I take her out of the club. Her voice is inaudible until 13:05. She says she's staying ages and ages away so suggests going to mine.
CHAT
