I'm still rather fresh to this whole thing, would appreciate some feedback on my unsuccesful Tinder convo below for future experiences. Be as brutal as you like.

Me: Prettiest smile on tinder
HB: I dont smile what are you talking about
Me: Then what do you do when you meet new people?
HB: Just talk. But I do like to joke. A bit too much...
Me: Hit me with your best joke and if I burst out laughing you get a donut on me.
HB: But I don't eat donuts. So I'm not even going to try.
Me: You'd make policeman [childish "joke" here]. So what's a smart looking girl like you doing on here?
HB: Well I'm not exactly an American cop. How do you know? Looks might be deceiving haha
Me: Hehe what are you then? Besides a donut hater.
HB: A very very dumb kale eater. A dream, right?
Me: Its cool I'm still waiting on that joke.
HB: I don't make jokes per request Or do I look like a clown?
Me [getting bored at this point]: I'd pay to see you in a clown costume. Any fun plans this week?
HB: Please dont
Me: Give me your number and I might behave
HB: I'll consider that option

Didn't bother to reply cause I assume she's not interested. Don't think I did that bad for my first match either.

Looking forward to hearing from you guys, thanks in advance!

The fuck keeps happening to my posts?... Anyway... Nab... No this doesn't mean she's uninterested... however... how many girls have you attempted to pick up not on Tinder?

You guys are both terrible at flirting. I say this because this is a tinder match. You failed because you were trying to be too eager when you started and you couldn't stop the entire time and she remained in the jokingly standoffish roll for too long. Neither of you gave each other a chance to present yourselves as normal people.

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She was giving you shit from the start.

The likeness of it going anywhere was slim, but i wouldn't say you did bad. It was average and could've worked on someone who wasn't on tinder at that moment just for the kicks. With skill you can convert these types, but with average game, you can still get the girls who are actually looking to meet someone.

I wouldn't make too much of it. Just move onto the next conversation.

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