I'm still rather fresh to this whole thing, would appreciate some feedback on my unsuccesful Tinder convo below for future experiences. Be as brutal as you like.
Me: Prettiest smile on tinder
HB: I dont smile what are you talking about
Me: Then what do you do when you meet new people?
HB: Just talk. But I do like to joke. A bit too much...
Me: Hit me with your best joke and if I burst out laughing you get a donut on me.
HB: But I don't eat donuts. So I'm not even going to try.
Me: You'd make policeman [childish "joke" here]. So what's a smart looking girl like you doing on here?
HB: Well I'm not exactly an American cop. How do you know? Looks might be deceiving haha
Me: Hehe what are you then? Besides a donut hater.
HB: A very very dumb kale eater.

A dream, right?
Me: Its cool

I'm still waiting on that joke.
HB: I don't make jokes per request

Or do I look like a clown?
Me [getting bored at this point]: I'd pay to see you in a clown costume. Any fun plans this week?
HB: Please dont
Me: Give me your number and I might behave

HB: I'll consider that option
Didn't bother to reply cause I assume she's not interested. Don't think I did that bad for my first match either.
Looking forward to hearing from you guys, thanks in advance!