So I met up with my former fuck buddy to teach her English for money, which I still do on a regular basis. The day before I met with her, I took her friend (my current fuck buddy) to a love hotel.

Now I'm pretty sure she knows about it because women never can keep their mouths shut. So while we were talking and having coffee, she took the cherry from on top of this pie she ordered and ate it. Then after that she tried tying the cherry stem using only her tongue.

She couldn't do it but randomly mentioned that a female friend of hers could do it? When I mentioned, oh I want to see her do it, she said "No, she is too sexy."

Later on that night via chat, I messaged her again inviting her and this "sexy" friend to lunch with me. She then told me she hasn't seen this friend for about a year and is no longer friends with her? She told me that she will never see her again. She also mentioned that they used to work together and they had a big argument about something...ten years ago? Must have been a pretty serious argument damn...

Anyway, I messaged her asking what the point of bringing up a friend that is actually no longer a friend in conversation? I told that straight up that I believed she brought up her "sexy friend" in conversation to shit test me and see if I would want to fuck her friend. She played dumb by saying she didn't know what I was talking about.

Has anyone gotten strange shit tests like this from a woman before?

I wonder do a lot of PUA site users see behavior they don't like as shits tests!

Did you actually use the term "shit test" when you confronted her?! Just because it's something that doesn't make sense doesn't mean you should be so curious.

She said she's 'too sexy' - that could mean you're ex fuck buddy thinks she's too sexy for you, or else wants you to think that she's too sexy for you, or else it could be some random words off the top her head. In other words, who fucking knows! or cares! You've already ready fucked her, so what do you care?

Keep jumping through her hoops if u want... u're gettin paid for it, so you say. Hard to believe you fucked her.

I didn't actually use the word "shit test". I said that I think she is testing me. Hard to believe I fucked which woman? I fucked the woman that meets me at cafes and I'm fucking her friend, who is a different woman from this other "friend" that she brought up randomly in our conversation the other day.

I also noticed that she was trying to be playful and seductive while trying to tie the cherry stem with her tongue, but she wasn't able to do it in the end.

Anyway, I'm over the situation. I will just move on and keep meeting her for the extra money.

If anything, she is jumping through my hoops because she wants to fuck me and that is the main reason she actually pays me. Whenever I ask her if she wants to study English, she has no real interest. She always tries to hug me or hold my hand when we are walking in public and I have to kind of shrug her off me. I messaged her just today telling her to meet me at a cafe tonight but she replied saying she wants to go somewhere fun with me. I'm not going to fuck this woman anymore because she has fallen for me and it will just break her heart. That is drama I do not need in my life.

Her friend, which is my current sex friend has a really laid-back personality and isn't in love with me, so I don't have to worry about drama from her.

the one you're supposedly trying to bang! not the imaginary friend. Hard to believe because u let such a silly question bother you so easily and kept re-asking her the same cherry question in a needy manner.

If it was a shit test u'd have failed.

You're giving too much fucks when there's none to give.

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No, I mean the woman that I went to the cafe with wants to fuck me, but I do not want to fuck her. The woman that went to the cafe with me is my former fuck buddy. This same woman was trying to imitate her "friend" by trying to tie the cherry stem with her tongue like she said her "friend" is able to do. After she told me about this "friend" being able to do this, I thought about wanting to meet her "friend".

Maybe I wasn't clear enough in my explanation? For all I know, her "friend" could very well be imaginary and I don't really give a shit about it anymore.

I wanted to fail her shit test because I don't want to fuck her.

Yes, I should have just not gave a fuck from the beginning. Lesson learned.

Yeah I know for the 3rd time now.Well then you wasted your time trying to fail it.

You know what else was a waste of time?

My ex fuck buddy bringing up this "sexy friend" in the first place lol.