I really like. I've talked to her just a little when she worked at a bar. Now she left that bar and I think still works at a club.

I don't know why I like her so much.

What do I do here? Be direct and ask her out? Ask her to come over? Try to be her friend? Fwb?

I know these stories usually go wrong, but one time she told me she likes my face.

Who am I kidding? I'm too shy anyway. Sucks being introverted, shy, and full of anxiety.

Time to hit the weights.

Flirt.

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I have no idea how to do that.

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

Seems so easy in theory, but so impossible in real life.

What in your brain do you think will happen to you if you talk to a girl? Even if they reject you 99% of the time they are flattered by the attention. See, if a girl is even half way decent looking, chances are she's used to being approached by guys.

You won't die, in fact you'll be perfectly fine.

When she notices you she's not thinking about all the different ways she can reject you, she's wondering if her breath stinks. Or if she just farted and you might smell it. Or OMG is this cute hockey player finally going to ask me out?

Here's the secret. They are more nervous than you. But approaching them give them attention, that validates their very existence. Validation is like crack to them. Women have this insatiable need to be validated.

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

So I should be focused on getting dates?

I've never tried to do that.

I just make small talk at the bar clinging to the hope that someone will sleep with me while I sit there and do nothing.

Here's the plan;

Go to the bar. talk to a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.

If she asks "What are going to do at your place?" You answer! "Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at your luscious body, poke at you, smile and drool on myself, you laugh." "Win, win."

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

So your saying I need to bring a girl home from a bar.

I think that might be easier than I think if I try.

I live 30 minutes from down town. Will that be a problem?

The closer the better. Watch the movie Rampart, Woody Harrelson does a smooth job.

Or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb1HrBCVOCU

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

I know, but is a 30 minute drive a definite deal breaker?

I could always get a hotel or something.

No.

Are you a Hockey player as well as a fan?

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

No just a fan.

I've gone in to the club that her Facebook says she still works at, but she's not there. She has another job that is not a bar or club. Maybe she's done working there.

My only option to contact is to go through Facebook, which she's never even told me her last name, so it might be weird.

What do you think about this?

Stop being a bitch.

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