Topic: That's a Hilarious
ME: Last name.... So do you like to grab people's asses??
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Today at 12:40am
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Lol...maybe?
do I know you?
Me:
Today at 12:43am
I saw you commenting on BEB pics of my friends, and your last name made me smile, so I decided to message you.
Now back on topic, do you do it or not, cause 75% of people that say maybe do so;)
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Today at 12:46am
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Sorry, BEB? I'm alittle slow at this late hour, haha.
I tend to, haha. It's actually a funny story. I was being introduced to someone and when my real last name was said they stopped, looking utterly shocked and said "WHAT?! You're last name is GRABASS?" It was pretty funny. Ever since then, that's what people call me
Me:
Today at 12:53am
Bal En Blanc, aren't you that girl that wanted to buy tickets with my friend Denis?
Okay so now that we have established that you like to grab asses, I think I will introduce myself... My name is Mike:)
But DON'T get any ideas
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Today at 12:55am
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LOL, Mike you're funny.
How is it that you know I was going to buy tickets? That's a little creepy

Apparently I'm famous haha. Hi Mike! nice to meet you. Don't you worry, I'll keep my hands to myself this time.
Why are you up so late?
Me:
Today at 1:01am
I recall Denis saying, some girl with a really funny last name was going to buy some tickets with him and then ended up FLAKING, but I forgot the last name, reading your comment I put the picture together.
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Today at 4:29pm
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Lol, I totaly didn't flake!! My friends decided against going at the last second and my phone died when I tried to call him to let him know. I know what you're thinking: a likely story, but I'm being honest. Stupid stuff like this always happens to me, lol. Had a good day?
Me:
Today at 4:35pm
We had a blast, best weekend in 2008 for sure

And about you keeping your hands to yourself....
That's kind of like what stalkers say to make you feel "SAFE" and then they sit in the bushes beside your house and watch you take out the garbage in your boxers
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Today at 4:57pm
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I'm really glad to hear that! I don't regret not going though

Saves me moola mwahaha. At least that stalker is just watching you. They could be doing a lot worse things. So, you're LUCKY that your stalker just sits and watches lol.
OKAY so here I think it's time to shift up a gear, so can somebody give me an idea of what to say... I think she is tightly in my frame now so it's pretty easy and fucking this up is out of the question, just really looking for some spice to make her laugh..
Thanks in advance:)