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I got cockblocked by a friend, a guy friend.
Brought a girl to my room, his girlfriend's friend. His girlfriend was setting me up with this girl all night. So I get her to my room, start fucking, and someone starts knocking on my door, trying to open it. I go to see what's up, it's my friend standing there saying "oh bro, she has a boyfriend."
No shit she has a boyfriend, who cares? She's a big girl she makes her own decisions.
Anyway, right then she gets all weirded out, starts feeling bad about cheating on her boyfriend who's like 1,500 miles away. She leaves.
My friend's girlfriend comes in, sees what's happening, then tells my friend "Oh good fuckin job Basic White Girl. Do you need me to get you a Starbucks poster, too? You just totally cockblocked your friend."
Pretty good one.
Let's hope we see this guy winning a Darwin award very soon