So this was the first time that I has sex in three years. The last time was when I lost my virginity. So I have questions.

1. Do I have to slide it in slow the first time I put it in? She said it hurt and to do it slow but idk. Think she was lying.

2. How hard it too hard? How many pounds of force it average hard? She said I was doing it too hard for three strokes or so.

3. If I'm inside her and it felts like I came but it was really her vagina producing fluids how good was I doing? 1-10? That happened twice.

4 I could not get nearly as hard as I usually do alone as around her. She was fat, ugly, I just drank redbull and beer. I think that she was ugly but her body was ok. Was it because of that or because I wasn't in love with her? When I talk to my gf on the phone I get rock hard 3-4 times harder than she got me.

5. My penis was about 3-4 out of ten while inside of her. Is that normal?

I don't plan on having sex for another year or so (my gf is not allowed to touch me, we have an open thing but we don't fuck each other cuz she's too experienced for me and I don't wanna disappoint her so we're waiting until my confidence raises by paying $100 prostitutes twice a week. (True story))

I can't talk to her about how I fucked another girl so I'm asking you all.

Help please

Unfunny troll attempt. 0/10.

GTFO.

Is not a cholo dude. Look at my other posts from the past I have a crazy story but trust me it's all real

HAhahahahaha it is a very funny troll attempt!!! I almost cried with the prostitutes thing ahhaha

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Y'all are dumb that's my life. I need these questions answered for real. If you look at my other questions you'll see that I am not a troll

Dude, your other posts are nearly as fucking weird as this one. Keep on trollin'

I'm not a troll. I was very sheltered. Hopefully you never have any fucking kids.