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skittlepimp
PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:13 am 
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This is Skittlepimp

if you have a question and are perhaps uncomfortable asking the big dogs, ask me, there are no stupid questions. and if you have a "stupid question" ask me anyways.


I cant always promise an answer but i can promise that if i dont know the answer i will tell you that i dont know. i am no mPUA either. im just another perspective.



ask away

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what's a stupid question?

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Question skittles. Do you trim your pubic hair and shave your balls? :lol:
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Hey skittle..

What do I do when I'm in the middle of foreplay, and a chick asks me about my 3" boner? :lol: :lol:

Should I escalate? :lol: :lol:

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Where did your handle "SkittlePimp" come from? Are you a convenience store worker?

I only ask the second part because the guy at seven-eleven is my skittle pimp, I buy Skittles from that place all the time. Gotta love an addiction to candy.

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This has been fun reading

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How many months of agonizing, night after night work and growth does it take before one has the courage to . . . look a girl in the eye? :D
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saqchek

im practically a sasquatch



starbuck

i say as long as her cock isnt bigger than yours then everything should be fine.

Muse

the name came from the fact that i love skittles, in fact i have to have them when i have sex or masturbate, if i dont have skittles i cant blow my load.

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LA Tripp

id say that matters of that nature are either fecal or fetal depending on where your head is at, ya dig, one must fornicate with the idea of what works for him in odor to smell whats cookin.

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i say as long as her cock isnt bigger than yours then everything should be fine.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Great fricken answer..

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What is the sound of one hand fapping?
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im must confess i have never heard of fapping? please enlighten me with your wisdom

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fap
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2. fap

A sound effect for masturbation used often in japanese comics. Popularized in the english speaking world by the webcomic www.sexylosers.com

The words "FAP FAP FAP" splashed across a comic panel in which mike is watching baywatch.
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I'd never heard of that either. Well, I just learned something . . . if it sticks, lol.
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Well i was gonna try and be mature, i saw this post before anyone responded and held myself back from doing it...but here we go...

Will you father my children SkittlePimp?

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