Hey guys here's what's up. My buddy is dating this girl and I CAN NOT FUCKING stand her, and I don't know how he does either. She's one of these bitches that if she wants to go out for dinner cuddle fuck whatever you better be ready to serve her when she says jump whether you feel like it or not or you're gonna get bitched at , but if he wants to do something and she doesn't feel like it well let's just say its not a 2 way street. I told him grow your balls back and assert yourself be a man. Here's an example we were going to check out the Mayweather vs Maidana fight she was like well I thought we were gonna watch a movie she knew fucking well we were going to see the fight, and he was gonna bail I couldn't bite my tongue anymore I was like what about last weekend when he wanted to go to the beach, but you were too hungover and couldn't be bothered to answer your motherfucking phone?? you know I don't know how he puts up with your shit I have a hard time tolerating you for more than 5 min. She's like maybe that's why you're single I was like I will be single for the rest of my days before I settle for a bitch like you! I basically said what he was thinking buddy didn't even get mad at me, but then she was like you're not going with him! Needless to say I watched the fight alone well he watched some fucking chick flick and most likely didn't get laid.

I hate to see my buddy with a noose around his neck like that, but there's shit all I can do about it. As always any advice is appreciated.

the only thing you can do is break them up. I dont recommend it but since u have already talked to your friend and he's too pussy to do it, you are his only hope. He may not like it and you guys might not stay friends but it will definitely help him. Just start a big fight and say whatever you are thinking about her when both of them are present. I hate those types of girls and there is nothing your friend is doing to help himself. He is scared that once he breaks up with this girl he feels like he will be lonely for a long time and will have to go back to jerking off but tell him that the sex with this girl isn't that good anyways.

You could also fuck her sister lol (dont do this im joking)

Sounds like every guy ever in a relationship. Just let him be man. There really isn't much you can do. You might lose a friend trying to break them up. You might hurt your friend trying to break them up. If anything, you have to make it seem like it is his idea to break up with her.