Yo so I need a really dope out of nowhere good morning text to send to a chick. One that says I'm not trying to just be friends but at the same time not going overboard becuase I plan on ending the convo shortly after leaving her in mystery about me before our date this weekend. What can you guys come up with?

You're being childish. Just call her the night before and have a brief conversation. It'll break the ice and the date will go way smoother.

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The ultimate lesson of psychoanalysis is that human life is never "just life": we are possessed by the strange drive to enjoy life in excess, attached to a surplus which derails the ordinary run of things.
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Don't even text her.

Why are you waiting until the weekend to see her? That's 3 days away... You really expect her to not find something better to do than hang out with some guy who sits around thinking of a witty text to send her? C'mon man.

What I'd do is start lining up a few other girls to hang out over the weekend. So incase this one flakes, you still get laid. That way you can have your choice of which girl you want and you actually get to FLAKE ON ONE OF THEM. Imagine that...

Just cause a girl said yes, doesn't mean she's actually gonna do it. Especially 3 days before hand.

Go with a classic. Good morning beautiful or something and she will probably say good morning back to you and if she tries to initiation a conversation say something like I can't wait to see you this weekend or something to that fact and don't respond anymore and hope for the best;)
-Lindsay