I was having drinks with friends and there was these 3 drunk girls ( two 7's and their 'leader' would of been a 7 1/2 - 8 ) walking around thinking they were gods gift. The leader tried to get my friend to pay her entry to a club and he just laughed and said "sorry, you're not that good looking"

Anyway, later on I was having a smoke outside and the leader was yelling at a bouncer for some reason and she started going " you're ugly, your hair's shit, you're ugly, change you're hair, you're ugly" yadda yadda yadda.

I started thinking, what if I'm in that situation where a bitch starts verbally attacking you about physical appearance, what would I do?

I know it's important to keep a cool attitude, disinterest and keeping body language/ posture in check. But in terms of verbal retort, what could one use. I know there's the "oh poor baby" but I'd like some ideas that could destroy this kind of girls rant and disarm/embarrass her.

ps one of her 7 friends asked me " do I know you? aren't you in some hiphop scene/group. I looked at her and said "No, I'm not. Are you look like one of those myspace stalkers" I think she got a little cut

For the rabid bitches, just put on a big smile, make it as real as you can (I like to think how retarded they are being and how they'll never be happy in life, that makes me wanna laugh) and then you nod graciously, put a hand up in a stop gesture, in her direction, while your head is tilted down and then turn and walk away gracefully. DON'T confront it. You won't be able to reason with her logically, she won't listen to what you have to say, so you just peace the scene and maintain your dignity and it makes you look better to anyone in viewing distance. I've had people approach me after doing this and they comment on the class of such a move and how stupid the girl is.

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A good thing to say is - "It looks like someone's had a little too much to drink" (even if she's not drunk) and then walk away.

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Not a bad neg I must say.

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"The 'Brick Walls' are there to allow you to prove how badly you want something!" ~ Randy Pausch

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