This is my first past to the forum, sorry if I was supposed to Introduce myself first. I'll get to that next.

So, I met this girl around Sept 2013, at my loft in downtown STL. At the time I was living in a $1900 a month loft. Super-fresh bachelor pad. It was just me her, two of her guy friends(AFC's). It wasnt very eventful, we just smoked hooka. So, I have her on FB and snapchat and now have her number. I got her number when I ran into her at a 7-11 she had locked her keys in her car. I ended up getting them out, cant remember if I gave her much shit. So as a Number Close at the end because i knew she was 420 friendly I was like "Hey we should match". She said "Yea, let me find some". I said "Ok, text me." (knowing she didnt have my number). To which she replied "I dont have your number." I gave it to her, and then she made sure she called me so I had hers. So i text her that day:

2/16/14
Me: Fight out anything yet?
Her: Yea, but Im in the county.
Her: Im at home now.
Me: My connect might be good by then,if i get some you wanna match?
Her: I dont have any.
Me: If you can get it now, I'll smoke you out. My connect doesnt get off til 8.
(Good reaction time, not too slow.)

(3 hrs later)

Her: Omg, I fell asleep.
(No response from me)

2/19
Me: Can you get anything?
Her: Probably, idk.
(No response from me)

2/22/14:
Her @ Midnite: Heyy
(No response from me, I was in jail for a missed court date)

How should I open her again for escalation? I would like to use a short, witty text like Gunsnglory explains in his guide. I gotta admit, Im not big on nicknames or some if the nicknames ive seen used. She already has a nickname "Pickles", I could use that one, but it doesnt make me stand out. I wanna give her shit about lockin her keys in her car as well.

I was thinking something like: "Hey, Bob Marley I hope youve managed to not lock ur keys in ur car lately."

I’m a bit confused with her passive “Probably, idk.”

But the fact she is still texting is promising. The tree is an interesting secret weapon (when she’s down of course) because it generally leads directly to “come over and we’ll blaze” and it doesn’t sound creepy at all (as long as the rapport is good enough that she agrees to smoke with you). So if she agrees to come over for a smoke, she’s most of the way there. Rapport accelerates like no other when there is green involved, in a good way.

I’d rather go with, “Hey sorry about last night, locked my keys in my car….” And it should go like this:

Her:”OMG REALLY HAHA YOU IDIOT” Or something along those lines.
You: “Nah I’m just kidding. Let’s sesh this week.”

The problem with your phrase, while it sounds great with good rapport, is that it MAY come across a bit brash (then again, I don’t know your dynamic with her so just apply accordingly if I’m totally off base here). But the other thing is that it sounds like you are really trying to reconnect. Plus she can just say, “nope!” and it would put you in a position to keep reaching…put it in her court. Be a bit self deprecating (I locked my keys in my car) to get her guard down, then when she tries to posture over you, you come in with the velvet hammer of “nah just kidding” and before you give her a chance to respond, add the declarative “let’s sesh this week.” So now you have her going through a few different emotions, the most important one being funny/happy that you go from the self deprecation. Then you have the response from you that makes her look like an idiot, which effectively puts you above her in terms of positioning. You end it on a confident, direct statement.

If she still flakes, just leave her alone until she gets proactive. But hopefully she agrees and you can work your magic from there.

Good luck man.

Just texted her today after I did a 1 week freezeout. She sent me a snapchat of some purp the other day, with a caption reading.."Smokin on the purp, ease my mind"...Those being Lil Boosie lyrics. I incorporated that into my text today. I just need to know where to go from here.

Me: Sup Boosie, Smokin on dat purp...Lock ur keys in ur car lately?" (Sorry if my post was confusing, she actually locked her keys in her car and I just happened to stop there for gas, saw her, helped her and then number closed her.)

2hrs later Her:Hahahha nope.

Should I freezeout bc of a shitty reaponse, should i give her shit. Should I suggest a sesh.

Also just curious, I work 12 hrs a day and I do door to door sales so its hard for me to respond, so I kinda have to freezeout ever once in awhile. Is that something i should worry about or calibrate?

So I warned you about asking a question where the person can just say no, right?
And then it happened.
Now you're confused again. Do you see this perpetual cycle you're going through?

You should have asked to sesh in that same text instead of trying to get cute and get a decent response out of her. She seems to know what she's doing so what you are doing isn't going to work. She's gonna take a little more work than you think.
Yes, what are you waiting for? What's stopping you from asking now? She's opening up enough that shes talking about smoking so she's probably not against seshing with you. Pick your balls and just suggest a sesh.
It sounds like you're stalling "for the right moment" or something, but I think you're waiting in vain for her to suggest something or carry on a text convo with you. She wasn't super aggressive in texting you in the first place so you can't expect her to change now. You have to be more aggressive to figure out whats up with her or you are going to be running on this proverbial treadmill, making no progress.