| So last night I was at this club (it was wicked) and it was packed to the nuts with smoking hot asians (my kind of scene... then again, that is vancouver for you) and they had... well you know when the ave little stages like 10 or 15 feet off the ground and girld dancing up there (also asian) little plad skirts, thong, not much left to the imagenation. Anyhow, I am standing there like an asshole enjoying the show and enjoying my drink, and the one girl looks at me and is motioning all like ~come up here on this stage and grind with me~
So I am like, wow this is great, only, there is one problem; that I am a giant pussy... well, at least a medium sized pussy. So I way like hey, to the girl I was with (friend/fuck buddy), come up here with me. And she, unaware of the sign language that had taken place, was like, lets just go over here on the dance floor instead, so I say alright and we go. So later on the girls, and more specifically, the girl is down on the dance floor but I am afraid to talk to her. I am this guy that is constantly walking around the club, you know. Never aproaching any girls, just walk by and smile at them, but also dont stand there all alone so as not to look like every other pussy there, standing all alone... I am like an undercover pussy. lol. Anyhow, what the hell does one say to somebody they dont know. I have no idea. hmmm, is this even a question? Well, this is my first ever post so forgive me if it is without subject or directon, I guess I am just geting used to talking about this...... hmmm.... Rock and Roll
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OOOOOHHH YA, stick it to your grandma
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