theres this HB9 i caught eyeing me up at an event and been texting back and forth the last couple days. Ive read sum material and lotta threads but im still kinda new to this stuff just want sum feedback on my text game this mornin! we spent the day yesterday in sum real sexuallu heated texting goin back and forth bout whos gonna rock whos world...... she said ill be here wen ur ready boy, called me out on it and I told her ok tonight im comin then she flaked started sayin yeah i charge by the hour and stuff....so i dunno if i shouldnt even be texting her after that but today i did....i was tryna build Rapport and this is how it went.....gets lil boring sorry but like i said i was trynna build rapport

me-hey smileypants did u wash ur face and brush ur teeth yet?
her-lol umm yea

me-thats good i like to go right into the office without doing those first kinda throw ppl off a lil......lololol im so joking!..hey so where do u work
her-im a dancer(which i already know my co. does business with her co.)

me-oh during the week too?
her-sometimes. oh u mean my legit job?

me-yup day job,9to5 etc.....lol wut else do u do?
her-waitress

me-wow im impressed! where?
her-y u bein sarcastic huh

me-omg i aint bein sarcastic mah !! most chicks who waitress dont like ta say they do
her-I kno i h8 my job but its easy money i guess...

me-why u hate it for gotta do wut u gotta do mama...got mouths to feed right
her- yea i guess.......i hate it cuz i dnt have patience

me-wht wut u rather be doin
her-office job...but im good with this one it works with my schedule with tthe kids

me-office job? nooooo u be fallin asleep guarantee....cmon like u grew up thinkin man i really wanna have an office job wen i get older.....lol
her-haha ok i really wanna e a flight attendant N i can get in but its time away from my kids so not right now.

me-aww das cooldont u have to be like 6 foot tall to do that job?(shes a lil on the shorter side) lolol jk
her-LOL u funnay!

me-Ur sposed to say NI**a I AM 6 FOOT TALL
her-lol

me-where u wait at? besides ur house for me? lolololol
her-U gt jokes yea

me-yessmam i think im sposed to be a clown wen i grow up but i dint grow up yet.......lolololl


NOTHIN back after that!.....sooo...... i dunno......give me ur take on it!!!!!

Very nice job with the humor and flipping the waitress thing. Only problem is that it looks like you got consistently less mature throughout the process. Things work a lot better if you go in the opposite direction. Show her you are fun and witty and then show her that you are also a serious man. Hook with the C/F playful stuff, but close with solid adult shit. After you feel like she is 100% into it end on a high note and stop texting. Let her be the one to think "Why didn't he get back to me? Did I say something wrong?" That way she will think about you more.

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You can't forget about me, stupid. Everywhere I go ima have my own theme music.

Yeh jits im not happy the way it ended I wasnt intending for it to end just yet but she didnt reply and I havent texted her back since . she workin right now so well see but at this point Im thinkin of just freezing her out! wut do ya think bout that homie?.......yah the waitress thing kinda caught me off guard this girl likes to throw shit at me

Yuuup always write a text message like she woulnt respond i say, because 99% of the time they woulnt

Ask yourself very honestly if freeze out would cause her to chase you or forget you. I don't know the situation so you just gotta ask yourself.

I personally don't freeze out when I was the last person to speak. It seems like you are just mad because they didn't respond (which is childish) or the woman can justify that she is in fact the one freezing out.

Here is my go to when I feel like I fucked up.

Figure out what went wrong.
Do the exact opposite.
Then freeze out for 24-72 hours.

It's very unpredictable and get's women very interested.

So analyze the convo, figure out the stuff she responded well to (more characters in responses and faster replies) and the stuff she didn't like.

Good luck my friend.

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You can't forget about me, stupid. Everywhere I go ima have my own theme music.

thats fuckn good man!! thanks imma get on it right now!!