lol on college i attracted a woman .. she is totally in to me touching me...and SHE IS HOT ... all guys were in to her and hanging around her... but they choded themselfs out... i got her name and number...

this is one of the hottest girls i have seen im my entire life...

anyway i just came out of maths and biology class...i just felt tired and my brain felt fried... i run into her and she want me to join her - so i was ok fuck it lol..(.i shouldn't have done it becuase i was too tired) , i started out well .. me being indifferent and her laughing.

after a while I totally fucked up lol .. i couldn't think or do anything...i made all mistakes that i could possibly make.....it's like grabbing a huge stinger missile and shooting myself in the foot lol.... we did some small talk ... after a while we both became silent... at this point i knew i fucked up lol - I instantly knew i froze and put too much value on her which is terrible... the silence wasn't really awkward - but it took a long time , like 4 minutes and my mind was blank .. frozen..she wants me to lead because i lead all our previous interactions but this time i couldn't do it.

anyway i was intimdated by her... i let her intimidate me which is total bullshit...and she was intimidated by me... i do not know this woman. We ended up having verbal fights she getting mad and me getting bored with her, it was fucking terrible... the conversation switched to ex-boyfriends/ ex-girlfriends... i didn't even want to talk about that shit.

now i started fucking manipulating her ( LAME )... i realized i couldn't salvage this interaction - i should have walked away but i didn't.. i just pushed.... i knew she was attracted and stated to her that my ex-girlfriend is trying to get back with me and im being too nice to her...like my ex-GF is better than her... huge retarded topic to talk about but i couldn't redirect it

now she got fucking pissed .. she went like screaming and shouting to me lol i was like WTF ??? she told me that only i should only fuck new woman... and started talking about how guys suck in bed and that kind of shit.

so basicly i fucked up me choding myself out.... she getting dissapointed and frustrated... and now it steers into sex lol. But she was getting so pissed but i was in no situation to escalate

now i became more frustrated with myself .. now i started hating myself because im fucking up so bad , so i asked her to punch me in the face and all sorts of ridicilious stuff lol.... lol somehow i friendzoned myself... she didn't want to punch me so i told her to shut the fuck up...this is even beyond getting friendzoned lol - we need a new word for this.

if i didn't say anything for one hour i had a bigger chance getting laid than saying anything i said lol.

it ended up her conveying i should dump my ex-gf , me telling her she only hooked up with fucking idiots ( who suck in bed ) , ME telling her to punch me and her refusing to do it...after we both got angry for 10 minutes we both rolled out eyes and split... her being angry i choded out and me being angry because she was boring as fuck.

can i get nominated for the worst pickup of the year award ?

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chodezoned

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lol yeah.... after we split i felt like i was a vampire who needed to rest in his coffin... totally chodezoned

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I garauntee you will bang her in 1 week!

BUT THIS IS MY WORST PICKUP EVER LOL

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I must admit I laughed. But only for one second!

Just keep it cool, I think the situation is still salvageable. I don't know how you play the game, but you just have to be fresh next time you meet. Start over again, work it up, think of all the respect you get when you beat SmoothOps comment by two days:p (That should keep your attention away of how amazing she looks, so that she doesn't intimidate you)
See her as a video game. GAME OVER, TRY AGAIN?

Haha yeah it happens! Isn't striking any emotions with a girl a good thing? Even if the emotion is wanting to punch you in the face.

Maybe you are really over analyzing all the ackwardness (except the punch me and fuck herself thing lol). She didn't leave, so she must have been somewhat enjoying herself.

I have hooked up with chicks that wanted to murder me the first time we met. Tension/angry hook ups are the best!!

Interesting story though, curious how it will turn out.

You felt like a vampire who needed to rest in his coffin - that's absolutely hilarious.

I've had the same thing though when I was tired. My head felt really numb kinda and I didn't have energy to be energetic. After noticing that shit was boring, it made things much worse.

Although...I haven't had that sort of argument with a girl during a meet up. Hahaha, how does it even get to you guys being mad at each other?
Wouldn't you just literally say "Nah, this is fucked. Lets talk about something else. How GOOD is the internet? (or something lame)". Although you are being a clown, you're lightening the tone momentarily so that you can switch to talk to something which is going to make some progress.

lol i don't know .. she suddenly starts talking really loud and with a angry tone... we got into a conversation .. her about how man suck and me how woman suck. i don't know there was just pure hate lol

anyway i keep you posteD

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lol. At least you weren't sucking up. Probably different than what she's used to. Except, despite what PUA seems to say, some hot & empty/boring/shallow girls like not being challenged to the point where they will actually sleep with unchallenging types, not with actually decent material. That idea seems to be confirmed by the fact that she's easily agitated and sleeps with men who are lame in the sack. I've actually had a similar fight with a hot & boring girl once (about shallowness). Anyway, her bf was the worst passive metrosexual jellyfish imaginable. Still, he was doing her (poorly, most likely).

Either way, I think this is just a huge DLV at least on both your parts but from the sounds of especially on hers. I wouldn't worry about it if I were you.

I think the real question you might want to ask yourself is, why do you like this girl enough to even think about shit like this?

Okay chances this would have worked are not in your favor, but it would be hilarious.

Inbetween you and her shouting back and forth at eachother you slip a playfull: "Wonna have angry sex?" in the conversation.

Angry pussy is the best pussy. Hands down.

awesome replies lol

yeah i told her she only got laid with lame guys otherwise she wouldn't think like this .. so yeeah it seems she fucks useless guys... DLV on her... so true

lol that about angry sex is great as well .. im going to use that alot

she is just the hottest girl i have seen in my entire life .. i have dated models and shit but this is just the iceberg...

but because i feel im getting needy im going to let it go ... i will not contact her for a week - game some other woman and get some new innner game issues fixed.

i am defenitly going to pick her up again

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