Hi All,

Right I've officially lost the plot LOL.

Walking down the road a couple of weeks ago I literally knocked this HB7.5 on her arse, I wasn't watching where I was going. She got up really quick and adopted a fighting stance (bless) but I took my headphones off and apologised, she calmed down and said "sorry I do Kung Fu and it was just instinct" (lucky i didnt get my arse handed to me) So I asked her what its like, where she does it etc etc.

Now being the Numpty that I am, I goto her class and sign up, think right I'll meet her again and game her see what happens. I walk in and theres about 3 HB8's 1 9 and a couple of 7.5s... later I learn that they all come on different weeks so for me this could be a nice little area to game all of them and see where it leads.

Anyway I partnered up with one of them last night and the following;
HB7.5 - "ok u want to attack first"
Numpty - "sure, I don't normally hit women, but ill make an exception coz its you" (thinks - Jesus that WAS A NEG!!!!)
HB 7.5 - "erm.. right cool"
Numpty: "just kidding I just didn't want to let you touch me first"
HB 7.5 - "oh whys that"
Numpty - "well dam I've only just met you, what do you take me for girl?"

Smiles all round, 1 - nil to Numpty... anyway doing the whole punch block think got her in some arm lock and ran a perfume routine on her which worked a charm. Anyway I #closed her with a simple...

"tell you what I'll call you later in the week and i might give you a chance to get even"
"oh you can count on that" (out comes the phone = # close)

Not bad for an amateur I'm thinking, problem is next week its a different girl but some the guys saw me working last night and I reckon they might warn the other one if I use the same routine... Any thoughts as this is a bit different to anything I've ever tried...

I'm out of clothing negs and compliments because of the uniforms. Don't get a hell of a lot of time to talk to them and everyone kind of runs off at the end of class... Toughy!

Help greatly appreciated as always

oh man i wish my kung fu class had some hot chicks but then again i probably wouldnt be as good u know with all the distractions.

NE ways u just have to use more funny next time ur in class. don't neg as much but instead qualify them like in their fighting skills. say things like ur horse stance is good for a begginer or dont go easy on me i need the practice or am i just that good.

and try to use lines with any of the stances that u do. just look and think about anything that u see that will work. sorry i cant be any more help but i got to go to my kung fu class right now.

hope this helps.