Hey Sponge, Well it looks like your making some nice improvements!

I just wanted to continue for a sec on the first thread of your post. Inspired bij Smarts comments ("we're having a private conversation"
"GREAT!!! I love private conversations... Who is this one about."), I "came" up with a nother one(I thinks it's from the MM).

Set: "We are having a private conversation"
You: Great!! I love private convo's....wait a minute...I know what you guy's are up to! Are you guys male-bashing?/Are you guy's talking shit about men?

At this point she if they change their attitude a bit. If you see someone in the group smile say: "See! I know it! Your face screams that your up to no good!"(or something similar). And continue routine from there.

If their response is still negative and it's clear you need to eject, go down with pride by saying something like this:

You:(Talk and act absolutly gay) Well, i'm on the same page as you gals! My boyfriend was acting like a major a**hole last night! Us sisters need to stick together! Well if any of you need advice on men just let me know and I'll help you out!. C-ya!" And walk away like a girl.

There mind will do a comeplete 180!! And they will be like WTF!! Of course that second part isn't something everybody can pull off. But if you'r a funny loving high energy type this is a blast to do!
And if you like the idea but don't want to act gay you can also just say that your gay.
And if you don't like it, you can stop after the first part as well. Thats funny too.[/b]