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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 4:23 pm 
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I think @HeywoodJablowme summed this up Pay for the first round and say "You got the next round *wink, wink*"
This is not the same thing as "I always make girls pay for their own drinks". If this is what he meant, the wording should be "I only pay for the first round." If he has a way of telling a girl that she's paying for her drinks and they think it's hot that he makes them pay, I want to learn it.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 4:35 pm 
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My plan is to not spend more that $20. I believe that will cover two beers and two slices of pizza in Brooklyn. Afterwards a stroll in a near by park or I was thinking to hop in my car and take her on an adventure to say Prospect Park for a nature night hike or to the beach. later landing at her place or landing in the back of my Outback.
Take and turn that Port-A-Potty of a Subaru into a Port-A-Party. Hippy.

Bring your leftover liquor cabinet leavings-Wine-Popov-Sailor Jerry. Toss in a suitcase with a couple Solo cups. Steal the ice out of your Mom's freezer and your dad's two month old 6 pack of Goebels a Diet Pepsi and a 7up. Put that in a cooler. Look at you, your a rolling night club.

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My plan is to not spend more that $20. I believe that will cover two beers and two slices of pizza in Brooklyn. Afterwards a stroll in a near by park or I was thinking to hop in my car and take her on an adventure to say Prospect Park for a nature night hike or to the beach. later landing at her place or landing in the back of my Outback.
Take and turn that Port-A-Potty of a Subaru into a Port-A-Party. Hippy.

Bring your leftover liquor cabinet leavings-Wine-Popov-Sailor Jerry. Toss in a suitcase with a couple Solo cups. Steal the ice out of your Mom's freezer and your dad's two month old 6 pack of Goebels a Diet Pepsi and a 7up. Put that in a cooler. Look at you, your a rolling night club.

8) This is to cool for school. Well we're confirmed. Psyched to meet this girl. Gonna keep it chill and exciting. Hope shes down for beer, pizza and venturing off.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 5:41 pm 
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Dates don't have to be expensive.

I'd agree with your friend about not going for drinks on a first date because it's boring, just like a movie date... but there's nothing wrong else wrong with it. Visit a few cheap/free places so your whole date isn't based on drinking. Get back to her place as quickly as possible for whatever reason and end up staying there.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 5:52 pm 
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My plan is to not spend more that $20. I believe that will cover two beers and two slices of pizza in Brooklyn. Afterwards a stroll in a near by park or I was thinking to hop in my car and take her on an adventure to say Prospect Park for a nature night hike or to the beach. later landing at her place or landing in the back of my Outback.
Take and turn that Port-A-Potty of a Subaru into a Port-A-Party. Hippy.

Bring your leftover liquor cabinet leavings-Wine-Popov-Sailor Jerry. Toss in a suitcase with a couple Solo cups. Steal the ice out of your Mom's freezer and your dad's two month old 6 pack of Goebels a Diet Pepsi and a 7up. Put that in a cooler. Look at you, your a rolling night club.

8) This is to cool for school. Well we're confirmed. Psyched to meet this girl. Gonna keep it chill and exciting. Hope shes down for beer, pizza and venturing off.
Here is your transition. Say you've gone in for the kiss, and your making out a bit, you've done a quick blind exploratory under her leggings. Stop cold for a second and ask.."Can you cook?" Her..."Yes of course!" You.."Nice I'm starving!". Her.. "Well I don't have much at home!" (*PANT PANT*) You... "That's cool we'll order pizza!" Unless she actually decides to cook -Win, win. Then you don't need to bust a nut on some old McDonald's wrappers in the back of that filthy soccer wagon.

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Where is she staying? As in at someone's place or a hotel


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 6:06 pm 
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Where is she staying? As in at someone's place or a hotel
She got in from Sweden like Monday. We talked for like a couple days on Tinder and moved to SPAM. She's staying in Williamsburg, BK. My logistics suck and can't bring her home so tight budget for closing at hotel. My only hope for a successful close is my Outback (Clean Cargo) or her place.


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Is she staying at someone's or at a hotel?


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 6:10 pm 
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Here is your transition. Say you've gone in for the kiss, and your making out a bit, you've done a quick blind exploratory under her leggings. Stop cold for a second and ask.."Can you cook?" Her..."Yes of course!" You.."Nice I'm starving!". Her.. "Well I don't have much at home!" (*PANT PANT*) You... "That's cool we'll order pizza!" Unless she actually decides to cook -Win, win. Then you don't need to bust a nut on some old McDonald's wrappers in the back of that filthy soccer wagon.[/quote]


That sounds magical haha. I'd attempt but I just don't know her logistics. It would suck if she was like "I'm being hosted at my friends house, or someones house". Not sure if she's at a hotel already. I haven't even spoke to her on the phone which is already weird. To be honest, I don't even know if she speaks english.


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Here is your transition. Say you've gone in for the kiss, and your making out a bit, you've done a quick blind exploratory under her leggings. Stop cold for a second and ask.."Can you cook?" Her..."Yes of course!" You.."Nice I'm starving!". Her.. "Well I don't have much at home!" (*PANT PANT*) You... "That's cool we'll order pizza!" Unless she actually decides to cook -Win, win. Then you don't need to bust a nut on some old McDonald's wrappers in the back of that filthy soccer wagon.

That sounds magical haha. I'd attempt but I just don't know her logistics. It would suck if she was like "I'm being hosted at my friends house, or someones house". Not sure if she's at a hotel already. I haven't even spoke to her on the phone which is already weird. To be honest, I don't even know if she speaks english.[/quote]


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Is she staying at someone's or at a hotel?

That's the thing, I don't know. She just got in Monday and is here for one week. I was working these past two days and now we are meeting this evening. We haven't even talked on the phone. Just communicating via SPAM


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Is she staying at someone's or at a hotel?

That's the thing, I don't know. She just got in Monday and is here for one week. I was working these past two days and now we are meeting this evening. We haven't even talked on the phone. Just communicating via SPAM
You're not that good at planning ahead are you?

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Is she staying at someone's or at a hotel?

That's the thing, I don't know. She just got in Monday and is here for one week. I was working these past two days and now we are meeting this evening. We haven't even talked on the phone. Just communicating via SPAM
You're not that good at planning ahead are you?
Should I ask her via phone who she is staying with... I think thats a bit weird. I mean she needed time to do what she needed to do and we just confirmed our meetup this morning after I told her about it yesterday.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 07, 2017 7:42 pm 
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Should I ask her via phone who she is staying with... I think thats a bit weird. I mean she needed time to do what she needed to do and we just confirmed our meetup this morning after I told her about it yesterday.
I would suggest at this point just wing it. Adapt, adapt, adapt. Just remember if you're trying to pound it out cowboy style in the back of the dirt wagon, these days there's cameras everywhere.

You already owe me like $200.00 for advice given so far.

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Should I ask her via phone who she is staying with... I think thats a bit weird. I mean she needed time to do what she needed to do and we just confirmed our meetup this morning after I told her about it yesterday.
I would suggest at this point just wing it. Adapt, adapt, adapt. Just remember if you're trying to pound it out cowboy style in the back of the dirt wagon, these days there's cameras everywhere.

You already owe me like $200.00 for advice given so far.

Haha right on man. Can I get a beer tab going... hey look man your right about the cameras. And yeah I know getting caught would suck. But doesn't mean that I have to put out on day one anyway. I haven't even spoken to this girl so it's already pretty awkward for me. Plus this is my first ever Tinder date. And this girl is Euro. Not sure how Swedish girls roll but I love me some Swedish Fish.


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