Here's a story from over a year ago. I walked into Winghouse wearing a custom made shirt that says "I <3 Eating Pussy."
One of the waitresses, and the hottest girl there, made herself a bartender just to serve me.
I asked for a water and tried to tip her and she rolled her eyes and said "it's just water."
Then, she stood 10 feet away from me and said "I'm so bored!!!"
Silly me didn't capitalize. I froze up like usual, but I probably COULD HAVE been eating some hot Winghouse pussy that day.
I do have my moments of brilliance.
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