hi guys
this is about the latina milf that works at the office. this is not going to be another oneitis thread.

last Wednesday we (me, 2 other guys, and her) went to a bar near the office. we had some alcohol and I got to know her a little more. she is the type of girl who really knows how men think. she is the kind that has a lot of guy friends. she said she likes football and watches it with her male friends. she said she feels like a man in a woman's body. but she is not a lesbian and she is not a butch. she is feminine. and you know, she is very good at handling men, I wouldn't be surprised if she used to be a stripper.

one of the guys that was there and me are close and tell each other secrets. the guy told the milf "Bart likes latinas. we gotta find him a latin girl"
the milf asked me "would you mind if she is a stripper? I have this stripper friend who is hot and she has big boobs" (an example how she knows how men think)
I said "are her boobs natural?"
she said no, I said I am not interested.
the milf said to my friend "I have a lot of hot friends" but they will "eat him alive" (I dont know what that means but I am guessing they are too wild for me?)

after going to the bar, my love for the milf doubled, but in a different direction. I dont look at her so sexually any more, but I love her more because she is so cool. i didn't know she is this cool. I feel like she could be a buddy. she is just fun, especially when she is drunk. at the same time, she is also girly so she is a cutie. she is also the least judgmental person i have ever met.

I don't know what exactly my question is, I guess how can I make her my buddy? how can I get closer to her? how much of my insecurities do I want to share? how much should she share? how can I ask to hang out with her without looking creepy? where do we go?

Lol. This is like your fifth post on this woman. You can't seduce her so now you want help being her friend? As much as I doubt that you only want a friendship, how do you not know how to make friends?

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I am just not capable of seducing her. the right person could totally do it, but not me. i dont have enough experience and i dont want to experiment on her because i have too much to lose. of course, if she got naked and started begging, I wouldn't decline her. but my motivation is just to have her in my life.

I'm going to translate what you just said. "I want to be her orbiter."

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OK Jack, I'm sorry for wanting to have female friends. Please accept my sincerest apologies.

Bullshit. You said that you don't have enough experience to get her and if she were naked and starting to beg, you wouldn't decline her. Wanting to have female friends is just an excuse to stay close to her in hopes that she will be standing in front of you naked and begging at some point.

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Do you ever apply any of the advice you get here bart?

Did you ever consider getting an escort? seriously.

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Bart, with your new found boldness, are you afraid to express sexual interest in this girl?

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most of the time I dont know what the hell I am doing and I dont want to take any risks with this one girl because I have too much to lose, it's a "dont shit where you eat" kind of situation.
plus, it would be nice to have some platonic female friends.

Dude. What kinda life is that?

Bullshit. Stop being a pussy. You are past that now.

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.

The thing is Bart, she would likely be flattered. And if it goes nowhere, she'll have a good time hooking you up!

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