Fucking awesome night and I had pretty much zero interaction with female sets.

First of all, I went into a crowded bar and established myself early as a "take care of me first" guy.

I threw compliments the bartenders way and I told him what to do - "Dude, take care of my man here in the A's hat. He's been here for a while and get me a Cap & coke."

Boom - Money. My man gets his bev and I grab mine. I walk out into the stage area (local music bar) and find the prime spot (not taken) and establish my position. There were a couple other hard-ass guys near by and I flexed my position to make it look like I was rolling with them. Talked to them a bit. Told them to hold my seat (crowded bar) and they did. I offered them a drink (not to suck dick but as a karma thing right). They did. Went back to the bar. Again, established myself as a dude who expected to get taken care of - "Hey Brian (bartender by name). You know what I want." Got my drink before 10 jackasses waiting in line. And I opened another set in line for SP. Now everyone around me is trying to say hi. I take my time picking out who I'm talking to and who I'm not. I'm a fan of the underdog (wanna bring my future-PUA's out of AFC-land) so I actually spread a little SP and get them drinks.

Back to the table.... first mistake. A girl asked for a chair near me and I gave it up. Last time ever. Asked her for a favor later and she pissed on me. Tried my best to maintain my anger for that. Heard her yapping and said, "You don't need another drink. You need a personality." Don't know if that was cool or not but didn't care.

Back to the bar. Fat chick in front of me desperately trying to get a drink..... "can I.... Hey bartender I was wondering". Told her, "Fuck that. Be strong." Shoved her arm up and yelled "Get me a drink." Bartender looks over. 30 seconds later he's helping her. She turns to me like I'm a God. "Thanks so much for helping me get a drink." I said, "You did it!" SP again is through the roof. Everyone's trying to get near me. My drink comes next... in front of about 10 people waiting in line.

Back to the table. The guy in front of me is now taking pictures for the bitch (sorry, emotions taking control) that took my extra seat (coulda grabbed pine for my fellow A's fan and added more SP) and his buddy's giving up seats for her friends. I laugh. I'll never give up a seat again. I will always say "I've got friends coming." Fuck them unless they are physically licking my taint and balls.

Cashing out. Another hottie this time trying to get a drink. I again make the shit happen. Meanwhile her trashed friend is leaning on me and I'm like, "Fucking personal space!!!!" The trashed friend turns to the hottie with, "Who's this guy." Hottie says, "Oh he's totally cool. Give him some space." The skank backs off and apologizes repetitively. I'm like, "It's up to God to forgive but I'll let it slide. Just give me some breathing room."

I bounce, hook the kickass bartender up with a nice tip (I'll be back and he'll remember me). I walked in all by myself in a strange town and left as (who the fuck was that guy). There was this cheesedick by the bar with like 30 friends. Those assholes took like 10 minutes to get drinks when they first walked in and he was the ring leader. As I'm walking out, he's all, "Hey man. Have a good night. Maybe I'll catch you later."

Fucking leader of men bros. Got zero pussy but totally elevated my game.

Run the bar and you'll be THE MAN in the club.

Try it and let me know if you have "Great success".

- Hitman (AKA Monkey)