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Johnny B., can you elaborate on some of those openers? I'm not familiar with them, want to expand my horizons, don't wanna be saying "Grey isn't your colour" every time.
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JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND (Style)
"Hey guys, I need a female perspective on something. This'll only take a minute. My roommate's girlfriend just found a shoebox he keeps hidden in a dresser drawer, and she's really upset about it.
It's nothing bad, just pictures of him and ex-girlfriends on vacation and old love letters he got in high school and stuff. But for some reason his girlfriend is freaking out about this and wants him to get rid of it or she's threatening to break up with him.
Is this normal female behavior?"
So now she wants him to burn the box or she's leaving him, isn't that fucked up??
(girls get ridiculously into this opener and it helps if you tease them for it)
SLEEP WITH JESUS (Pnutt)
This may sound like a weird question, but would you sleep with Jesus?
Like ok. It's the year of 25 and your sitting at a bar in Jerusalem and this dude Jesus walks over and he sits down next to you. He orders you a water and turns it into wine. Would you have sex with him?
(blah, blah, blah)
"if there's one guy to have a one night stand with, its Jesus!"
if its a mixed set, you use it on the guy:
"if there's one guy to be gay with, its Jesus!"
FOREIGN GUY WITH A WHITE PURSE IN A BAR ( dont know who invented this but i modified it pretty much )
Me: " Hey girls, quick question, did you happened to see a foreign man walking here holding a white purse... "
HB: heh, no
Me " Oh, ok, thats wierd.... he had like this huge feministic white purse which was full of glitter and stuff. It was pretty funny looking because he was pretty big guy and he just seemed to love it "
HB: hehe
Me: By the way name is Johnny ( i know that its usually better to wait until she asks your name, one of the signs of interest... )
HB (s ): we are blaa blaa blaa
Me: so how do you guys all know each other ( Trying to get hooks )