"this isn't free" or "I don't know where those mitts have been"

I find delivering this line so effective, its crazy. I'm a swimmer so girls like to go for my chest, usually asking, "Do you work out/swim/row?" I swear every time I follow up with this line, attraction instantly results. Also works well when they smack me when I am teasing them =)

Anyway, the problem is I am growing bored of this line and can't think of something equally cheeky that communicates the same thing. What are your favourites?

hey this isnt free 5 dollers per time, then you can make a comment about how thats a special offer just for her. theres something about when you put a money amount to it that makes them want to do it more.

my advice and exact lines are:

usually i charge 10 dollars every time a girl touches me, but since you're cute i'll let you touch me for free (i'll let you do it for free)

the first part has a sexual innuendo whereas the second one not so much

Mine is similiar to the above, only I take it a bit further.

Credit to the man, Mystery for this:

She's touching you and you say "Hands off, this shit int for free, it's gonna cost you $X bucks each touch.
She'll play along with the teasing and begin touching again in a playful way usually.
I'll then say "What are we starting a tab here. Wow, you must be rich".

Works like a charm.
It's got the cocky and ingredients mixed in moreso than just saying "Hands off the merchandise" or "Hands off" which if said in the wrong tone can make you sound too cocky and a bit of an a-hole.

I've had girls just look at me with a wow, he said that look. With a big grin on their grid, loving it.

haha. I like the answers already.

A different approach I use sometimes if its specifically the chest...

"Don't touch mine. You have your own!"

"I think you are secretly bisexual after all this chest groping!"

"You are so greedy! Would you leave my moobs (man boobs) alone."

"You know if i touched yours like this it'd be sexual harassment in 68 countries.."

"...What size do you think I am? Lets compare" pull her in and bump your chest with hers.

It's always better if you can let her touch you and imply she is being sexual. She'll giggle, and the naughty ones will hook on to it...

Ahem. Yes I go for the sexual inneuendos alot. Guilty.

You're safe though if they are touching you like that.

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