hey players

yesterday i was in a group of people who i know from college and we were lunching together
I sat between the target hb8 and a hb4 (who is not a friend of the hb8, the hb8 thinks she is stupid. not her type of friend)
I was trying to just be nice, without intentions but i did joke a little

I knew this women unfriendly joke which was so wrong because i was in the middle of 2 girls and i just couldnt help myself to just tell it i told them omg i am so gonna get a punch to my head if i tell this one, im not gonna tell you guys
and they were like well tell it, we wanna know
so i told this joke: Why do women have legs ?
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because if they didnt have legs there would be a snail's trail in the kitchen


The ugly girl on the left of me (the hb4) didnt know how to react on it and started to laugh stupidly and punch me on my head for real, with her fist !! she hit me on my left temple

In my head i was like omg you fucking pig why are you so fkn ugly and ponderous

She could tell i didnt like it, probably because she could read my face and she started negging me oh he didnt like that, he is such a pussy
i was like no i didnt like it, of course you elephant

basically i didnt know how to react on it, i could not hit her back right ? im not gonna hit a girl

So i acted like a little bitch, she was like omg ur such a pussy
i was like yeh i might be but you have got bigger arms than most men here
she replied if my bf was here he would have kicked your ass
i went like you got a bf? he must be gay

I totally ignored her the rest of the day, and started convo with the hb8 who does not like her either
and i didnt dislike the hb4 till she hit me on my head. she ruined it.

How should you deal with situations like that (i should have blocked the blow, but i hadnt seen it coming i was looking at the hb8 when i was telling the end of the joke

lol i even had a smile on my face when i got the blow cuz i thought the joke was funny xD

next time i will be more careful with such jokes but how do you deal with situations like that, i mean i feel like a little bitch for being mean at her. i think it shows weakness.

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Because girls don't like sex.. Yeah RIGHT!
Why else do you think girls have P*ssies

You got yourself punched, so you don't do anything back, you fucked up. The way to act in those situations is NOT get yourself punched in the head by not telling jokes that you KNOW are gonna offend people. The fact that you told them you were gonna get punched only made them want to hear it more, so don't bait them either.

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"The 'Brick Walls' are there to allow you to prove how badly you want something!" ~ Randy Pausch

~ Rye

What i normally do in situations like that is to pretend as if i don't care. A girl mistakenly put yoghurt on me and i just pretended as if i didn't care.
I kindoff paused for like 2 seconds and wiped it off.


You arguing with an ugly girl infront of your target isn't good at all. It makes you look bad.

WHat you told the ugly chick was funny as hell hough i wish i was there.