Hi, I'm new to the community, and I've used some techniques to good effect. However, I'm still very inexperienced and I need some help with a few shit tests that a girl has given me.

Shit test 1: You’re so mean.
Answer 1: My heart is for you... but my body’s for everyone. It’s on a first come first serve basis. (Said jokingly. She’s very humorous).
Answer 2: ???

Shit test 2: I love you dude! (She’s said this to me four times).
Answer 1: You’re way too nice for me (Obviously needs something to come after this.)
Answer 2: ???

Shit test 3: What’s your number (Over Facebook).
Answer 1: I don’t give my number to strange girls. But if you give me your number, I might change my mind. (She enters my frame).
Answer 2: As long as I get yours too. (My number here).

I got most of these answers from online. I have already built up a lot of attraction, so I think I need to start building comfort. If anyone has any fun new answers to use, or if you have advice on my current answers, I would love to hear it! Thank you very much.

Shit test #1
I can be a asshole instead *smiles jokingly*

Shit-test#2
love ya to

Shit-test#3
18 its my favorite number *smiles*

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Dude first of all, your topic title is nothing about whats really inside. Even reading this topic feels like a fucking joke.

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There is NO secret ingredient. Theres just you.

Sorry, I changed it, and it's really not a joke. I'm new to the community and I'm just looking for some help.

Thanks NonStopReaper!

None of these are shit tests...you're just over thinking things buddy.

Keep it fun and playful without worrying so much about the perfect answer and you'll notice your success double.

Hope this helps

Psych