this week is homecoming week, so we dress up differently for every day of the week. like pajama day ect. so today I went up to a girl at her locker and said
me: oh god, I guess they didnt tell you.

her: tell me what?

me: trashy whore day is friday!

its probably going to cockblock you if anything but for me it worked she started laughing hysterically until the bell rang.

I LOVE how you post things that are complete exceptions to what you should be typically doing and that only ever work in a very few situations that most guys will never have the chance to replicate. It gives this sense that you are an absolute master, when really you're just picking a few rare moments that you can get away with saying the crap you do.

99.9% of the time when you say something like this to a girl, she's gonna respond in a negative way. Perhaps you're picking damaged girls that don't mind being treated like shit, or perhaps you were already friends with this girl and she understood your sense of humor, but any quality woman I have ever met would go batshit crazy trying to cut your balls off for disrespecting them like that. You aren't even treating women like human beings, let alone respecting them as amazing women. You've officially lost any shred of respect I may have had remaining for you.

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"The 'Brick Walls' are there to allow you to prove how badly you want something!" ~ Randy Pausch

~ Rye

I would highly suggest that no one in the world ever try this. I just thought you guys might like a funny story.