This is a routine i made from a slightly altered real life story
but i can't think of a point to end it with, please help out:

You guys are crazy
That reminds me
My ex girlfriend had a dalmatian
A big big dog, adopted from the impound
No dicipline, but cozy as hell
So one day, i came to pick her up and i parked my motorcycle on the bus pocket opposite the road from her house
And as she opens her door, the dog jumps out between her legs and starts running to say hello
Bam!
He runs straight into a car going 60kmt, and starts spinning around like crazy
The driver of the car thinks she'd hit a kid or something and has total panic!
her car door has a 10cm dent in it. The dog however only has a bald spot on his forehead and no apparent damages

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