| I mixed in a bunch of different routines, openers, stories i found to make a whole approach below. What can be fixed to make it better?
OPENER:
Hey, guys, would you ever date a guy
that is still friends with their ex?
--cut them off.--
Well I have to get going in a sec, but
the reason I'm asking is that my friend
Dave over there, has this really jealous
girlfriend, and she found a shoe box under
his bed filled with pictures of him and his
ex girlfriend. She goes: BURN THEM! or
I'm going to break up with you. Wtf is up
with that?
--Roll off, then cut them off.--
Wow, this is great. You guys remind me
of "The View!"
--Roll off, act like you’re leaving.--
By the way, Have you known each other for a long time?
You know, I can tell you guys are best friends because…
--Roll off--
Aw, forget it. I’ll give you guys the best friends TEST.
But before I do, did you guys see the fight out side?
--no, what happened?--
Two girls were fighting over this short redneck kid
Named Ronald. It was crazy, they were really going
At it; they were pulling hair and everything. And the
Guys was sitting back watching the whole thing and
Loving it. It was insane.
--Lock in--
I only have a second, my friends are waiting for me,
But answer this question for me: Do you guys use
The same shampoo?
--they look at each other, then cut them off.--
Forget it, I already have my answer .
I can tell that you guys are best friends by two ways:
You look at each other before you make a decision,
And you guys make the same facial expressions hahaha.
--let them laugh--
Would you guys ever date a guy named “Ronald?”
--let them talk--
I’m asking ‘cause my brother knew this guy named
“Herman” for a while. No body paid any attention to
Him and girls were kind of repelled by him. So one
Day he changed his name to “Rob,” and he suddnenly
Became a ladies’ man, and just became the coolest
Guy ever. It was the weirdest thing ever.
--let them talk--
So get this, his first girlfriend was 5 years older than
Him. I thought that was a bit much.
--blah blah--
What do you think about older guys going out with
Younger women?
HER: --I think it’s okay, but there should be a limit. –
What would you say the limit is, like 3 years?
HER: --more than that.—
Damn, what kind of relationships have you been in?!
HER:- hahaha no, not THAT old!—
Okay, okay, what about older women dating younger
Guys?
--blah blah—
--Talk to them for a bit--
(See where the convo goes).
--magic trick.—
How should this be finished off or is it too long. _________________ I've been through it all,
the fails, the falls.
I'm like niagra
but I got right back up like Viagra.
-Tha Carter III
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