| Here is an example.
Its a field report of mine, ill post it here too.
--Ok, i saw this 3-set, 2 HB8's 1 HB9, sitting at a table in the club, it was pretty early, 9-ish, so it wasnt too packed yet. I was standing around with some buddies, and made eye contact with one of the 8's.
held eye contact, and then put a shocked look on my face and approached her from the front.
Me: Wow. I almost wore the same shirt tonight!
HB: Well its a good thing you changed your mind then haha.
Me: Yeah for your sake, you would have looked terrible compared to me.
HB's: hahaha
Me: Hey guys, i can only stay for a sec, b/c me and my friends are getting shots in a couple minutes, but while im here, i need your female opinions.
HB9: On what?
Me: wow, is she always this demanding? I just met you guys!.....Btw, tell me your names in alphabetical order please.
HB's: Haha ok, I'm Britney, this is *some-name, i forget*, and this is Michelle. (michelle is the HB9)
HB9: Whats your name?
Me: Always with the demands! You need to be taught some manners! Give me your hand (she gives me it, and i slap her wrist with 2 fingers"
Me: my name is Brad though btw
HB's: hahaha.
HB's: Ok so what do you need our opinions on?
Me: Ok, what do you think about guys that wear pink shirts?
HB9: (pipes up right away) It depends on the guy! you MIGHT be able to pull it off.
Me: fair enough, you seem like fun, can i show you a cool trick?
HB9: ok, lol, what is it?
Me: Ok give me your hands (I stole this from style, btw, she puts her hands in mine) Now stand up, (now i rotate 180degrees and sit down in her chair) I just stole your chair!
HB's: hahahaha
HB9: haha you jerk, give it back (playfully pushes me).
Me: why, i know thats not what u want.
HB9: yes it is, how would u know?
Me: cause i can read your mind.
HB's: yeah ok BS, haha
Me: Ok how about this, if i can't read your mind, i'll give you ur chair back and buy you all a shot. But if i can, You have to buy me a drink.
HB9: deal, ok what am i thinking right now?
Me: No, thats not how it works. How were you in highschool math? You can add...right?
HB9: shut up! Of course i can add!
(i take out a pen, and scribble down the work "carrot" on a napkin, i dont let them see)(I'm about to do the carrot trick, im sure most of you have heard of it)
Me: Ok, im going to ask you some questions, and i need you to answer them all as fast as you can, like dont even think, just asnswer.
HB9: k.
(I do the carrot trick, she says carrot, i show her the napkin saying carrot on it)
Me: See? I read your mind!
HB9: Pfft, that shouldnt count!
Me: so your demanding, and you dont keep your word?
HB9: giggles, ok fine (she grabs ,me by the hand and takes me to the bar, and we get two shots on her)
Me: (at bar, we are now alone) Do you want to play another game?
HB9: Ok!
Me: Ok first draw me a picture, of anything. (give her a pen, and grab another napkin)(She draws a heart, so i know its already sealed now, )
Me: (I take the picture, look at it, then say): Ok draw another one, here is a hint (draw 7 underscores)
(HB9 giggles and writes down her number)
HB9: was that just a scam to get my number?
Me: no, it was a scam to get your number and a makeout (start kissing her)
Me: Ok my friends probably think i died, thanks for the drink, maybe if your lucky you will see me again tonight.
HB9: Ok! i hope so!
Then i leave.
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--Brad
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