Oh dude.. reading that was painful..
I've intended on hitting on this one chik
You’ve intended on hitting on this chick. With what man a hammer or shovel.
Dudddee
I tell people this all the time, the your job is to create attraction not to hit on the girl. If you come from a place of neediness and INTENT to hit on a girl, possibly with a baseball bat?? LOL *cough* than you not only won't get the girl but creep her out hardcore.
now here is where your post gets messed up.
so i thought that i'd catch her while entering the lunchroom
She’s going to think your creepy dude.. wtf common duddddde!
now her lunch table is not too far from mine, but the problem is that her lunchtable is completely full and i would have no space wheresoever to sit after i throw an opener
Thats a total load of shit. Thats a excuse man, don't argue with me, no no thas a excuse, your making a excuse. Stop think about it, and realise, YES you are making a excuse. Stop making excuses! Your like dreaming for some ideal scenario... dude you might as well get a pony and knights armor and speak french.. Common man.
Look apart from going on and using harsh criticism to make you realize all the bullshit, lets just stop.
We stopped now?
good
K.
Look, first of all you need to get your mind set right bro. You are coming from wrong angles, you know what i mean? like your trying to get a can of coke from the fridge from a 10 floor crane, located south west of somewhere else. You cant do that shit man, you gotta walk up to the fridge and get your coke. Your too nervous, and your to needy, and girls are socially knowledgeable man, they won't bother with that bullshit. They’ll just go for a older less needy guy, or so they think anyway.
Think about it first man, this isn’t paying you out... well maybe a little.. Couldn’t help it.
This is very constructive criticism.
Think about it dude. See how im repeating myself, rather than going on, im trying to get you to read the above, and think about that shit.
Your mind set should be, ' i got alot of things to do, i live the best life and do the coolest shit man, i am the center of everyone’s attention and if she doesn’t have space on that stupid table, the girl better stand up and sit on my lap purring because i aint having it no other way '.
All this bullshit below dude im going to disregard. Now lets focus on whats important. Lets skip all the bs below for a sec and go right down on this page.
" throw an opener, begin a conversation (in which i'd be cocky funny) and call her down to my table after giving her a clear sign that i'm not the "just a friend" kinda guy talkin to her(like Mystery sed in his video, that if u dont start touchin her a lil and getin her comfortable wid it, than u'll b the "just-a-friend" type and even a kiss will b a big deal for her). after goin to mi lunch-table i'd carry on wid the routine DHV and then at the very end of the lunch period i'd ask for her number and tell her that i'd be expecting to meet her the nxt day again in the lunchroom.
Now, i seriously need knowledgeable people to correct mi mistakes. plzzzzzzzzzzz help.
Peace. "
The important thing is you, and what youd like to get.
Like, not WANT or NEED.
like dude, she’s just a chick, i promise you man there’s alot better girls than her.. and you know it deep down man, your just playing into your own bs man. And that’s ok, everyone makes mistakes.
See giving advice here is difficult, because i want you to actually fix yourself on the inside, to the point where you don’t need or want anything your cool, all the shit revolves around you, your body language says im the shit, and your not.
But whatever ill give you advice too..
Table eh? walk past it, say "Oh hey i just realized you people are girls, how are you geeks with fashion?" "See im trying to get a few things, and me and the guys are going out on the weekend, but sadly they are all guys and have no idea about this stuff. So rather than bother with that im asking you nerds!
"Alrite, *look at target* you leader nerd *point at her* do you recon id look good in a formal blazer? or you recon its to formal? actually why am i asking you, *look away* you so dont know *put out your hand to her* *pick someone else* k you, you look a bit smarter *than turn to the target* OMG im joking, geze, *point at target and talk to set and say* she gets so excited, relax girl dont hump my leg. ANYWAY as i was saying, do you girls recon id look better in casual or formal clothing?" Get their opinions whatever bs, seem interested, than say pleasure to meet you.
Now you’ve left them on a good note.
Later you can approach her LOL if u want to stalk her and hit her with a frying pan whatever u know.. Just walk by her, or behind here *scruffle her hair really gently with ure hand and walk past her than lock in and talk to her* say, " I didn’t get your answer about the fashion thing, are you actually any good with that stuff?, because i so had you figured as a geek!!" and than start talking, play with it
Fix your inner shit first
And I hope this “High school” isnt some underage bs thing because i don't wanna contribute to anyone doing anything like that. I know this mite seem harsh but imagine sitting in my chair reading this stuff. Common dude.
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