Last year I damaged my quad extensor doing heavy ass to grass squats and had to use a cane for a good two months.

I hurt myself recently doing deadlifts and although I do not really need to use a cane, I want to see how what kind of impact that has on meeting new people.

If someone asks what happened to your leg, whats a good cocky funny line to say?

Some of my ideas are
"SPAM needed some help"
"Had to do an invervention on Superman and it went wrong"

I use a cain for a more permanent problem and im only 17.

theres another post of mine which asks about pickup with a disability it has a whole list of them there.

my personal favorite ones are:

HB: whats wrong with ur leg/why do u use the can?
Adam: my leg was shot in ww2 (cocky-funny) usually with a wink

HB:Why do you use the cane
Adam: Im lazy

HB:Why do you use the cane
Adam: It holds my sword in case I am attacked by Ninjas

HB:Why do you use the cane
Adam: It holds my snake.
HB: Let me see it
Adam: You want to see my snake? (go to unzip pants)
Adam:Oh the other snake. He is sleeping. But the other one is not.


havent tried them all but i definately will!

heres the link to my other post: next-vt13083.html?postdays=0&postorder= ... y&start=15

You know, I actually think that sounds kinda fabulous. (Now watch, I'll get hit by a car this weekend.)

Seriously, though...that's a really interesting conversation piece, especially if you're young. Don't consider that a disadvantage at all--as an actor, I can definitely say that one should NEVER underestimate the infinite value of a colorful prop. That could be a lot of fun. First of all, you can milk any number of kickass "third leg" jokes out of the situation--it's worth it alone just for that. Depending on how you deliver the lines and how the girl takes it, you could throw in some really funny pimp humor too.

-"What's up with the cane, grandpa?"
-"S'how I keep my hoez in line!"

Excellent LMAO. If you really wanna push it, you could take one step closer after that, give her a quick look-over, take a couple of fingers and casually inspect the top she's wearing, and ask (cocky grin--but not too big--and appraising eyebrow firmly cocked), "...How much you think you'd go for?"

You could even work the pimp walk a bit, lol...but do it with self-deprecating irony, and don't be too broadly comical about it--just enough for people to look and chuckle with you. If you go too far over the top with the walk, you become a buffoon and then no girl will wanna be seen chatting with you. And don't wear a hat with it--too much.

This is a great, great, great idea. Run with it. Or...rather, hobble carefully, I suppose. And stop workin out so fuckin hard!