Hey guys I am assuming this has happened to some of you and I am wondering how you handle it: You are talking to a girl or guy and someone (usually someone you are friends with) comes up and pats you on the head and messes your hair. In my opinion, this is a huge dlv if you are talking to a girl and just a matter of disrespect. It has happened to me numerous times (I think it happens more to shorter guys) and I do not know how to handle it without DLVing myself. Has anybody else encountered this and how do you deal with it?

I hate it when this happens to me, as I think there is just nothing you can do about it. He is basically saying ''hey shorty your sooooooo cute!''. You could call him gay for touching you, or ignore him and ask the girl ''did that guy just touch me AGAIN? I think he's gay or something anyway and resume a thread'' hmm that one is pretty good actually I'll go try that next time it happens to me

I got a doubt, can´t it be also interpreted as a DHV as you got friends and they come to you and mock at you, well this is basicaly what friends do on each other on parties.

Another thing I do when I have a tall alpha yet AFC friend with me (he does the pat on the head thing to me, wich I find annoying) Is put my elbow on his shoulder and push him a bit down and back, showing that he is kind of my pet I know it's weird but even though he is taller and tries to bring me down to my own size. I kinda use him as a pet, he will literally stand there for a few minutes while I lean to on him like a wall and I will get the girl, He can take the less pretty friend if he wants. (He doesn't do the pat on the head thing anymore as he knows I do this when he does it )

PS. I developped this back in my AFC days, because, yeah If your 1,65 and hang around 1,80-2,00 Alpha's you need something.

this is pretty ballsy... but when he comes and does it to you, do it to the girl and say, "pass it on." then continue your thread. That hasn't been tested or anything, it just kinda came to me. Basically just brush it off, an "easy cowgirl" to the guy, or call him gay like 3 hands said. don't be a tool.

you could say something like

im not into guys...ok..im flattered....but sorry

and then continue talking to the target.


or

look at him and be like

you: hey did you hear about the oil spill incident/some other off topic shit
douchebag: no
you: remind me and ill tell you about it in a min but im in the middle of a conversation here.


just an idea

skittlepimp

yeah you like the hair huh, dont get greedy now only the first touch is free, this is basically just joking and its clearly obvious if you were just gaming a girl that you arent actually a queer-boy, a question i was wondering, i train martial arts and am a good figher ive been in alot of fights, if an amog comes and you disarm him but he wants to fight, is it a DLV to scrap, even if you win and its ridiculously one sided? or would it be a good thing if you stood up for yourself from a guy whos trying to amog you in front of who your gaming

I ball tap anyone who physically tries to AMOG me, sometimes i make a comment too.

ME: (ball tap) "See i can touch people too, isnt that neat!"

or

Me to target (ball tap): "Hes cute, but not my type, sometimes i gotta say no wth my hands."

or

ME: "Hey dude??? (he stops looks at you, say it like your gonna ask a question) Whats the capital of Thailand? (ball tap) BANGCOCK!!!"

Maybe not the best way to do it but i notice people who know me touch me AMOG style less now, if at all

Haha, that's funny shit man.

Yea, I'm like 6'3, so I guess I could do the head patting thing or a noogy to AMOG a guy who's around my target. I guess if he tried to AMOG me back, I could just look at him and then the HB and shake my head and shrug my shoulders and say "Kids.."