I bet there are a few threads, but I thought I try make one where people can just easily post their shit/bitch tests here and everyone can try suggest things to counter them...
I was txting a girl, that my mate iintroduced me to...online...
So I've never met her in person, got her msn, chatted, easily got her number because I went to play COD and said its easier than minimising all the time.

txted her for ages, she said she will stop txting me because i was taking so long to reply..
(i was getting dominated off the record haha)

i didnt reply to that till, about 20 minutes later, to try regain control of the conversation, saying I finished (and last round i dominated off the record haha xD)

we started talking, i was gonna arrange a meet up, then she had work the nxt day.

my mate told her that i was keen -.-
(cockblock)
so i turned it around by saying "why would i be keen on someone who is clearly a loser"

she said ":o so rude lol aw thats meannnn. And to think i was gonna catch up with you at leavers"

i said "bahaha you still will because your beginning to fall inlove with me. God my plan tomorrow is going to shit."

"haha of really and how do you know that?? cause im pretty sure you have alraedy fallen in love with me :* lol whys that??"

"haha dont use my line missy. Because i was gonna see 3 friends. over booked hoping 1 would bail, now 2 bailed and other said she doesnt know time yet but be late avo. you women r useless at organisation."

[im aware i DLV saying 2 girls bailed]

"lol aw well arent you mister popular. So whose the chick "

[now, if a girl said something like I said to me, and if I was keen, i would want to know about the guy, to see if theres another guy in the picture or not. whether or not you would or wouldn't you can post below]

"obviously im not now haha. There were all chicks lol...they all just friends tho, so you dont have to fight THAT hard for me."

[i wasnt sure if i should say they were more or not...incase she thought i was a player...once again discussion appreciated ]

"haha your vcheeky mr ******. I bet their all friends ay..friends with benefits..pimp "

[well from what I know, the intelligent girls DO NOT like players...so I havnt replied yet, but I just replied with

"how dare you say such horrid things about me"

-.-

I think i failed that test...

my game can improve a lot better than this, and im going to admit that I this isnt the highest point of my game...

discuss, and post your own shit tests