1. the targets usually ask where i live. i live in lakeside by the rodeo and there are a lot of losers in east county a lot of meth etc.... so obviously its not the answer they were hoping for.

off the top of my head the other day i said "lakeside, i have a mansion by the rodeo" the girl loved it and said she had a mansion by the rodeo too.

another idea i had was to say something funny and outrageous, like, "im sharing a studio with santa clause in northern canada, he and miss clause broke up so hes on my couch" good? other ideas? other good answers?

2. i am short on $ rt now and have been for a while, so its created some problems. 1 i have an airmattress for a bed and have for the last year. i am determined to fix that. ive only been able to bring one girl back and i could tell she wasnt impressed but we still hooked up. my excuse if i get a girl back to my room b4 i replace it will be i only moved here a few months ago and its on my to do list to get a better bed but i find it comfortable so it hasnt been a top priority.

3. since im short on $, my car has some problems too, its a nice car girls like it 1998 s500 but the seatbelt on the passenger seat is broke and very expensive to fix. ive been able to tie a knot in it so it does work but very poorly. also the passenger window fell off the track last week. no girl could be impressed by that. my plan is to stay confident, make a joke, tell her it just happened and im fixing it soon. i need some good jokes tho! any ideas?

any ideas for a fun cheap date?

You shouldnt have to lie about where you live. If a chick likes you, she really isn`t going to care. Besides, you live in Lakeside, it really isn`t that bad. Its not like you live in National City. lol...And I also think you shouldnt joke about your car to women, it sort of conveys insecurity...If you are looking for a cheap date in East County, I say take her to the Boardwalk to play pool.