This is a shitty problem to have... So basically I go to school for free on a scholarship that requires me to live in this house...its similar to a fraternity but its seriously 10 times worse than living in the lamest frat on campus... There are some cool people that live in the house but quite frankly the majority of the house is just a bunch of geeky ass nerds. So when I go out to the bars and such and talk to all of the sorostitutes one of the first questions that comes up every single time is where do you live. It fucking sucks because a lot of the time the girls will basically just laugh and move on to the next guy. I dont let the fact that theyre laughing at my house bother me too much because these hoes dont even know me, but the house is just killing my game. I know i have decent game and i think im above average looks. Its just that living in this house is like a double fucking whammy because i know the sorority girls are thinking "OMG! I will never hook up with a kid that lives in X house!" And the girls that aren't in the greek system and dont really know what my house is think "There is no way im hooking up with this frat boy"...Obviously there are exceptions but this seems to be the rule of thumb. I cant lie to them if i want to have any chance of hooking up with them. Most of the time i just tell them where i live, act like its no big deal and try to change the subject as quickly as possible... Is there a better way i can handle this situation??? I need something funny to tell them or some way to use the fact that i live in this house to my advantage.

tell them why your there, that you have to be. tell them its actually pretty entertaining to watch all of the goofs that live there operate their daily lives. ask them what its like where they live, im sure its not ideal living conditions at this point either.

OR

maybe tell them something thats OBVIOUSLY bogus. another planet, in a shoe box. Something totally crazy and then just stick with it, they know your lying but they will think its funny hopefully and let it go for now at least so you can establish more rapport. Whats it matter where you live, your you regardless man.

Anyone else have any thoughts to help this kid out?>

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I've had this problem before.

Slightly different but same gist: I'm in the army, which where I live grants me with equally shit results with women. That's the norm, but it can be manipulated.

So what I did was played with it. Instead of telling women straight up "I'm in the army", I'd say "Can't talk about it" or "I work for the government" etc. Never show all of your cards, that's a DHV.

Eventually I got better. It had to do with
a) not giving a shit about this handicap
b) marketing it
c) making fun of it

People say "Oh the army brainwashes you"
I'd say "Nah they're way too stupid to accomplish that"

In your case, tell girls that you're trapped in house X because of some bizarre legal issue. Tell them the geeks are awesome because they actually fuck hookers every other night. Tell them you live in sleepy hollow with that pumpkin headed motherfucker. Fuck it, tell them you live in the sickest frat, then when they get back to your real place, tell them to "shut up stupid!"

Bottom line, manipulate your handicap and turn it into an advantage.

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