A couple of nights ago I was out with a total of 7 girls all at ones and the entire evening! It was a really special evening. The most interesting thing was that when guys did see me with 7 hot girls enter a club they so clearly tought like "holy shit!". So in other words I love my new lifestyle and would never ever freely change back to be an AFC... One of the big problems was that I got shit tested by several of them. I think all of them at least once. So my question now is:

1) how to easily recognize what a shit test is so that I always know what a shit test is?

2) how answer shit tests when girls ask question where there is no good answers. In other words a clear shit test!

3) I want to get so good at shit tests and love shit tests so much that when I get shit tested I know what it is and how to cope it without any problems...

I think the thing with shit tests is to turn it back on them in a funny way. Ok like this:

HB: How many girls have you been with?
You: Why, do you need pointers?
Or: Why are you into players? Your not gonna get all pervy on me are you? If you are, we can't be friends! (said jokingly)

A couple of nights ago I was out with some friends and one guy was speaking French to some girls, then he pointed to me and said to her that I speak Russian (which I do, but not that fluently any more). The girl said:

HB: Well I speak bullshit
Me: Is that what that smell is?

You don't necessarily need to spot them. I don't, anymore. If someone were to watch me in a set, they'd probably count ten or so congruence tests that I fail, at least verbally. There are some "classic" congruence tests that you're likely to come up against, and there are a bunch of stock responses for them, but they can take any form.

The most important thing is that you maintain your state and don't let anything the girl says bother you. If the congruence test comes in the form of a disqualification, for example, there are a hundred ways to deal with it in terms of outer game.

One that pops up a lot when gaming MILFs is:

MILF: "I think I'm too old for you." (or some variant)

My stock response:

Me: "I hope you fuck better than you lie."

Or just don't respond to it logically at all. Jlaix's stock response to ANY congruence test goes like this:

Girl: "You suck."
Jlaix: "Your mom."
Girl: "You're a jerk."
Jlaix: "Your mom's a jerk."
Girl: "Why are you being such a douchebag?"
Jlaix: "Your mom's a douchebag... IN THE ASS."

To review:

1. Your mom.
2. Your mom ______.
3. Your mom ______ ... IN THE ASS.

As for how to spot them, whenever the girl tries to derail the vibe you've got going and make things confrontational, you've got a congruence test on your hands. DO NOT mistake a girl just giving a vibe-friendly neutral opinion or comment on something as a congruence test. You'll come off really insecure if you get combative about that.

Or just ignore the question and talk to someone else.

Or just change the subject.

In any event, just don't answer whenever there is no right answer.

The verbal content of what the girl says is not important here. It's all about the effect on the VIBE.

Remember the VIBE.

If one of the girls gets you and you can't think of anything to say, just be like Ali G and say "respekt".